BLIND ITEMS — “This former ’80s sitcom star was always very cute and popular and respectable. He married his actress sweetheart, and the couple are two of the straightest and most uber-conservative celebs and parents around. So it pains us to inform you that he’s actually a major closet case. One of his wife’s friends spotted him in a gay bar a few nights ago. The wife was so mad that she locked him out of the house and threatened divorce.” [via BlindGossip]
(Note: Accompanying photos do not indicate any relationship to the report.)
A. Non
Noooooo, please don’t let it be A.L.F.!
Or that Doogie Howser kid, he seemed SO straight!
Monolith
Kirk Cameron?
mikey
let the outing of kirk cameron begin
jack e. jett
ALF picked me up in a hustler bar when I was younger, more attractive and had more hair.
Kirk Cameron is a power bottom for Jeebus.
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Fcuk it! Even if it isn’t, Just to rub sand in his rightwing rightous vagina lets all post that its Kirk Cameron…… :p
Ness
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE for the love of all that is holy let it be Kirk Cameron.
Cam
Well Kirk Cameron fits the stereotype. Weirdly anti-gay for somebody who grew up in hollywood, became uber religeous and conservative and sex-phobic to the point where he had one actress kicked off the show after it turned out she had posed for Playboy.
So yeah, I’ll totally buy that he’s a major closet case.
Mark
guess I’m not the only one that thought of Kirk C – –
Jon B
Obviously this has nothing to do with whether this blind item is true or not, but “it PAINS us to inform you…” seems to be a pretty big indicator that it is referring to Kirk, star of Growing Pains.
adam
I think everyone would get a good laugh out of it if it was Kirk Cameron, and reasonably so.
pete
@adam: I bet his wife and kids wouldn’t be laughing……
JoeyO'H
I thought of Kirk Cameron immediately. Is his wife an actress?
Matt
Kirk Cameron! This is going to be DELICIOUS.
Matt
@JoeyO’H: A failed one.
Oh Boy
I find it really hard to believe Kirk Cameron would ever step foot in a gay bar – he would be so recognized. Not to mention that in this day and age with cell phone cameras the evidence would be all over the place.
That guy makes super religious films and he is commited to that – so you guys just keep on wishing.
Michael
What sitcom was Anderson Cooper in? My Mom won’t let me watch TV.
Scott
Oh, man! ALF! It makes sense now. That running gag about him wanting to eat pussies was just a way to make him seem more straight. ROTFLMAO!
How about Mark-Paul Gosselaar? Saved by the Bell started in 1989 so I don’t know if it counts as an 80’s show but he met his future wife on the set when she guest starred. They just divorced and the blind item seems to suggest the couple is still together.
Sexy Rexy
Chelsea is also several years older than Kirk.
adman
KC does spend a whole lot of time with that guy Ray Comfort, proud owner of an impressive pornstache. Some things just scream closeted, so can you blame us for wondering? Kirk: “Jesus, that tickles in such a nice way!” Ray: “That wasn’t Jesus, son.”
OK I’m sorry, to all Queerty readers, I owe you a gallon of brain bleach. My bad.
scott ny'er
@Jon B: Nice catch. And I hope you are 100% correct. It would be sweet karma.
chimmy
this is just gossip, queerty does this every now and then just to stir up talk on their website. There is no pictures, no proof, and that makes it a “blind joke”. Give me a break, already!! Get on with the news. Kirk Cameron would be good to laugh at, but seriously stop trying to drum up talk
ouaisOut
Ewwwwww. Jesus can keep him. Creepasaurus Rex.
This is far from the first time I’ve heard about this aspect of Kirk Cameron though. But he’s just the kind of sanctimonious half-wit that deserves some time on the cover of one of those supermarket rags.
Gary B.
thanks for another almost, but ultimately non-story.
Sexy Rexy
He’s gotten kind of busted in his dotage anyways….from having all of those children, no doubt.
Casey
I went to a lesbian bar once…..wow….so I guess I must be a lesbian according to this post.
meego
@Casey: Were you rumored to be a lesbian? Are you? Then get lost!
Steven E
Are they going to tell us who it is?
Vixlad
@jack e. jett: What does ALF stand for?
emma
I think Kirk could slip into a gay bar unreckonized, I mean, time has taken a toll on those boyish good looks…
shle896
I’m sure he was just thirsty. What was he thirsty for, though?
Mr. Robertson
@shle896: Jizz? Is the answer jizz? Did I get it right? Is it jizz?
Alan
@Vixlad: Alien Life Form
Alan
My “Gaydar” went off on Kirk Cameron long time ago !
Tessie Tura
Other stories about KC mention crusing the trails in various parks.
jimbomcw
kirk cameron
shle896
What a hypocrite Kirk Cameron is.
Blahqula
@adman: Whoever you are, trolling a defunct (defunky?) username on Queerty, please carry on. Keeping the ball in the air, it’s why beaches host so many nudists, after all.