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Which Actor Worries His Same-Sex Scandal Will Bring Down His Career Comeback?

BLIND ITEMS — “Oh, Fey Oiled-Tush! How the mighty have fallen, and may fall even further down the carnivorous Hollywood food chain. Last time we checked in with this married mega celebrity, he was mucho nervous, afraid his boy-on-boy mile-high club antics were going to be exposed by his pilot, whom Tushy treated with zero respect. Well, if that wasn’t bad enough… We hear a major, major scandal is about to come seeping through the tabloids that will bring Fey—and his reputation he’s tried so hard to keep in tact—down. Fey Oiled-Tush has tons of secrets, like getting it on with dude after dude, but this particular skeleton in his well-guarded attic is nevertheless on the verge of being exposed. And it’s something that’s, uh, a little more complicated than simply being a good-looking closet-case in Hollywood. See, some folks Oiled-Tush has gotten involved with behind the scenes are very bad people (even by Tinseltown standards, which is saying quite a lot). If those Fey’s consorted with decide to air their dirty laundry on Fey, the onetime stud could quite practically be run right out of the business. And Fey’s lawful beard and family will all be hurt, no doubt about it, and he can kiss his career adios. Despite this looming scenario, FOT finally booked himself a potential movie that could revive his career. But if this scandal comes out before its release date, the movie will be shelved—or at the very least, crushed (same difference). No family will go see this leading man in said blockbuster. ‘I’ve never seen him so nervous,’ dishes our insider close to Fey, who very well knows what is at stake if these extra-dirty little secrets come out. ‘He knows that if this movie gets killed, he will never work in this town again.’ And Fey’s nervousness is hardly without reason—as he’s been told by his shady biz partners they aren’t shy about leaking certain bits of damaging info they have on the dude. Wonder what the darling wifey will do if all this threatened exposing comes to be? Certainly she won’t want to stick around to be dragged down with him. Wife still has to have some brains, right? And It Ain’t: Kevin Bacon, Kevin Jonas, Marc Anthony.” [Casablanca]

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