Which Actress Has 1 More Year Left On Her Beard Contract?
 
 

BLIND ITEMS —"This Hollywood golden girl is back in the media spinning beautiful stories about the cozy home life that she and her equally famous actor bf enjoy. Bet she doesn't blab that the pair are contractually bound together for at least one more year. Her paramour's boy-toy, however, doesn't like playing second fiddle so this might all not end well." [Popbitch via Gawker]

 
 
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Comments (23)

No. 1 · scott ny'er

Betty White?

Posted: Oct 23, 2009 at 2:22 pm
No. 2 · Chopsie

Katie Holmes.

Posted: Oct 23, 2009 at 2:33 pm
No. 3 · DelphKC

LoL, that's so general, that could be anyone!

Posted: Oct 23, 2009 at 2:37 pm
No. 4 · Coy1979
Posted: Oct 23, 2009 at 2:48 pm
No. 5 · countervail

Reese.

Posted: Oct 23, 2009 at 2:56 pm
No. 6 · RuntLover

From what I hear Jake really likes the vagina and especially likes playing Daddy with a superstar galpal and their insta-family.

Katie Holmes signed on for a 5-year wifey / baby stint.
Nov 2006 – Nov 2011

According to the Seattle PI the prenuptial agreement that Tom Cruise reportedly has asked Katie Holmes to sign states that "if they stay wed for five years, she gets a nice chunk. If they're together for 10, the amount more than doubles."

Tom and Mimi Rogers were wed for 3 years 1987-1990

Tom & Nicole Kidman were wed December 24, 1990 to August 8, 2001.

Posted: Oct 23, 2009 at 3:12 pm
No. 7 · scott ny'er

Wait. Reese is dating Jake. And we all know Jake's best friend, is just that, his best friend. LOL.

Seriously, why would Reese enter into a contract like this. She's A-List. Won the Oscar, Screen Actor's, Golden Globe, etc. Made a ton of cash from those Legally Blond movies. Why would she do this?

But Reese is a GREAT guess.

Posted: Oct 23, 2009 at 3:12 pm
No. 8 · ricky

katie holmes

Posted: Oct 23, 2009 at 3:36 pm
No. 9 · countervail

Well if Jake likes the vagina, then it must be his own cause a certain friend of mine certainly doesn't have one.

Posted: Oct 23, 2009 at 3:43 pm
No. 10 · RuntLover

Are you saying Jake was homo-superior in your friend's interior?

Everybody download Pete Shelley's tune HOMOSAPIEN !!!

Posted: Oct 23, 2009 at 4:00 pm
No. 11 · countervail

I believe it was the other way around if I remember correctly. And with what's up front, while it wasn't described as long, it was noted the girth was quite nice.

Posted: Oct 23, 2009 at 5:51 pm
No. 12 · terrwill

Just to piss off the vile little midget I say Katie Holmes

Posted: Oct 23, 2009 at 5:52 pm
No. 13 · Rock

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal

Posted: Oct 23, 2009 at 6:36 pm
No. 14 · Holywood PR

"Seriously, why would Reese enter into a contract like this."

Are you serious?

Million$$$ of reasons – Ryan dumped her for a younger woman and no one wants to be new Aniston. Reese sells Avon and romcoms and this showmance got her tons of tabloid and media attention – Forbes should know:

"The actress got a lot of attention this year thanks to her budding relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal and two solid hits: Four Christmases and Monsters Vs. Aliens. Witherspoon also earns millions each year as an Avon "ambassador."

http://www.forbes.com/2009/06/.....ide_6.html

Posted: Oct 23, 2009 at 6:45 pm
No. 15 · hephaestion

It's obviously Katie and Tom.

Posted: Oct 23, 2009 at 7:36 pm
No. 16 · kitty litter

Obviously Popbitch wants people to think it's Jake and Reese, but it's false. Popbitch gathers gossip that's been floating around and pretends that they came up with it. The contract story has been floating around for a year, surprised it took them this long to make up a BI using it.

False, Reese could have gotten anyone else to date to make her look good, unless she is doing it to help a pal, in which case she wouldn't need/want a contract, repeating BS wont make it true.

She has tons of money to boot. From what I hear they are legit and he loves the playing stepdaddy. they are real but dull.

And yes the farm story is true, they are corny and dull.

Posted: Oct 23, 2009 at 8:25 pm
No. 17 · gay as a goose

Jake Gyllenhaal is gay as a goose, Reese Witherspoon is a beard and their "relationship" is as fake as Pamela Anderson's tits.

Jake fans and people who know Hollywood gossip don't need this BI to know that there is no relationship, just PR.

Posted: Oct 23, 2009 at 9:47 pm
No. 18 · jersey

I'm gonna guess Reese too. Her breakup with Ryan Phillipe was such a non-event it seemed like the ending of a contract to me, just like her and Jakes "thing".

Posted: Oct 23, 2009 at 11:15 pm
No. 19 · Forrest

If it's JG, then how sad that he was in a movie that was supposed to break down homophobic barriers and he is too scared to quit acting in real life.

Posted: Oct 24, 2009 at 7:48 pm
No. 20 · Ken

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal, no question about it.

Posted: Oct 25, 2009 at 5:41 pm
No. 21 · Pickles

Regardless if it's Reese & Jake or John & Kelly or Tom & Katie- somehow, miraculously, there are only about 6-7 out homos in all of the movie and TV biz? If allegedly, 10% of the population is homosexual, than it seems as if Somebody in H'wood has GOT to be gay!! What do we have? Lily, Ellen, Porsche, David Hyde Pierce, Rupert, Neil Patrick Harris.. there just kinda HAVE to be scads more. Beards are for Floridian Republican governors!

Posted: Oct 26, 2009 at 12:19 am
No. 22 · VegasTeaRoom

I'll go with DataLounge favorites: Wentworth and Stephanopolis.

She's all blond Hollywood lezbean and he is egomaniacal closet midget, er, toy boy.

Posted: Oct 26, 2009 at 9:32 am
No. 23 · juz

Kate and Tom is wishful thinking, if there's a beard in hat one it would be toms beard not the actress. Maybe reese but , i'd be suprised

Posted: Nov 8, 2009 at 7:19 pm
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