BLIND ITEMS — “This tot has no idea that their parents are not really their parents. Turns out that the star dad doesn’t like sex at all but hates the gay rumors. So he took a famous wife and stayed out of view while she was ‘pregnant.’ Not Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.” [BlindGossip]
(Note: Accompanying photos do not indicate any relationship to the report.)
Jimmy
John Revolta?
Joseph
Ne-Yo????
james_from_the_great_city_of_cambridge
Well, that picture above is Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban, and Keith has hair like big ol’ girl, and Nicole apparently likes arranged marriages with gay boys, so I’m going with the pic above…
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Even though the post says not. Just to piss the crazed annoying
Scientologist midget off, I am gonna say Tom Cruise………
afrolito
I love how these blind items get progressively more ridiculous, every week.
j
BLIND ITEM: FAMOUS CELEB DAD HAS SECRET LIZARDS TAIL BUT WON’T SEEK SURGERYyeah, is anyone else not buying these things?
Tommy
What guy doesn’t like sex? I’m gay but I enjoyed sex with women way back when. There’s no such thing as a guy who doesn’t enjoy sex. Face it, we are pigs!! We will do it with anyone at any time and love it.