Which Celebrity Will Randy Rainbow Marry Once Preparation H Is Truly Struck Down?

When I heard Randy Rainbow was going to take advantage of Prop 8 getting knocked down, I immediately thought he’d be walking down the aisle with Mel Gibson. But what’s this? He’s two-timing the megalomaniac with Zac Efron? And Tom Cruise? (And not Clay Aiken? LULZ.) But which star of ABC’s canceled dramedy will actually agree to walk down the aisle?

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