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Which Comedian Is Living An Openly Gay Life, But Got A Beard Marriage For Professional Reasons?

BLIND ITEMS — “We really thought that this successful funny man was done with the whole bearding mishegas. After all, he did get a divorce and has been pretty much living as an openly gay man. So why in the world would he get married again? Well, consider this mystery solved. He is still gay, but he believes he was more successful when people perceived him as a heterosexual man. His next live-action film is scheduled for release in 2012, so we’ll see then if the whole married man act pays off at the box office.” [Blind Gossip] [Ed: Oh. Come. On.]

By:           JD
On:           Mar 7, 2011
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  • 21 Comments
    • David
      David

      Mike Myers, 47?

      Mar 7, 2011 at 3:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • divkid
      divkid

      nope. no. idea.

      well shag me, this is a conundrum isn’t it?

      anybody got a clue?

      Mar 7, 2011 at 3:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Xak
      Xak

      Ellen DeGeneres?

      Mar 7, 2011 at 3:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jake G
      Jake G

      Damn,

      Mar 7, 2011 at 3:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Charles
      Charles

      That item about Mike Myers is called a blind item? Even a blind man could SEE it.

      Mar 7, 2011 at 4:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • divkid
      divkid

      we’re not worthy!!!
      of this ex-cel-ent blind item.
      who ever devised it is a fiendishly evil genious, may even have a doctorate in evil. a dr evil if you will.

      Mar 7, 2011 at 4:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • divkid
      divkid

      @Charles:No way! way!

      Mar 7, 2011 at 4:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • scott ny'er
      scott ny'er

      @divkid: funny. nicely done. bravo.

      Mar 7, 2011 at 4:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • divkid
      divkid

      @scott ny’er: Schwing!
      thanx buddy. coming from you thats high praise indeed.

      if i ever find out who this man of mystery is i might just hurl and blow chunks.

      Mar 7, 2011 at 4:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sug Night
      Sug Night

      Jackie Mason?

      Mar 7, 2011 at 7:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CPT_Doom
      CPT_Doom

      I won’t reveal the true identity behind this blind item, as long as you pay me one million dollars!

      Mar 7, 2011 at 8:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Harbo
      Harbo

      Adam Sandler?

      Mar 7, 2011 at 10:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Yo ho Sebastian!
      Yo ho Sebastian!

      Totie Fields? Oh wait, it’s a guy. OK, uh. Totie Fields.

      Mar 7, 2011 at 10:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Baldrick
      Baldrick

      It’s so obvious! The reason critics savaged The Love Guru is because you’re not married! I have a clever plan…

      Mar 7, 2011 at 10:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • gregger
      gregger

      Jesus, F’ing Christ. yesterday your site was whining about Mike Myers married a woman, so he must be straight. Then you added that he married Moby’s ex “girlfriend” and I answered that “she’s a professional beard.”

      Talk about a day plus late and a whole butt load of dollars short.

      Mar 8, 2011 at 1:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • the crustybastard
      the crustybastard

      @Sug Night:

      I plotzed.

      Mar 8, 2011 at 10:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs
      Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs

      Kelsey Grammer JUST got remarried…maybe his ex-wife meant more by those comments than he was just a cross-dresser…?

      Mar 8, 2011 at 4:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeffree
      Jeffree

      The prob with the guys mentioned above is the whole “live-action film” thang. Myers & Grammer don’t have the skill, Sandler isn’t the action type either. IMO.

      The headline says “comedian” but the post says “funny man”and those words aren’t total synonyms.

      Other guesses? I’m running dry.

      Mar 8, 2011 at 5:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • divkid
      divkid

      @Jeffree: live-action simply meaning non-animation.

      im so exited if i ever find out who it is i will shrek it from the roof tops!.

      * typo i meant of course “shreak it from the roof tops!”

      Mar 8, 2011 at 6:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • divkid
      divkid

      * okay irony typo i meant “shriek”
      thats smart ass karma right there!

      Mar 8, 2011 at 6:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • irishman
      irishman

      Robin Williams. Easy.

      Jun 14, 2011 at 1:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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