BLIND ITEMS — “We really thought that this successful funny man was done with the whole bearding mishegas. After all, he did get a divorce and has been pretty much living as an openly gay man. So why in the world would he get married again? Well, consider this mystery solved. He is still gay, but he believes he was more successful when people perceived him as a heterosexual man. His next live-action film is scheduled for release in 2012, so we’ll see then if the whole married man act pays off at the box office.” [Blind Gossip] [Ed: Oh. Come. On.]
David
Mike Myers, 47?
divkid
nope. no. idea.
well shag me, this is a conundrum isn’t it?
anybody got a clue?
Xak
Ellen DeGeneres?
Jake G
Damn,
Charles
That item about Mike Myers is called a blind item? Even a blind man could SEE it.
divkid
we’re not worthy!!!
of this ex-cel-ent blind item.
who ever devised it is a fiendishly evil genious, may even have a doctorate in evil. a dr evil if you will.
divkid
@Charles:No way! way!
scott ny'er
@divkid: funny. nicely done. bravo.
divkid
@scott ny’er: Schwing!
thanx buddy. coming from you thats high praise indeed.
if i ever find out who this man of mystery is i might just hurl and blow chunks.
Sug Night
Jackie Mason?
CPT_Doom
I won’t reveal the true identity behind this blind item, as long as you pay me one million dollars!
Harbo
Adam Sandler?
Yo ho Sebastian!
Totie Fields? Oh wait, it’s a guy. OK, uh. Totie Fields.
Baldrick
It’s so obvious! The reason critics savaged The Love Guru is because you’re not married! I have a clever plan…
gregger
Jesus, F’ing Christ. yesterday your site was whining about Mike Myers married a woman, so he must be straight. Then you added that he married Moby’s ex “girlfriend” and I answered that “she’s a professional beard.”
Talk about a day plus late and a whole butt load of dollars short.
the crustybastard
@Sug Night:
I plotzed.
Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs
Kelsey Grammer JUST got remarried…maybe his ex-wife meant more by those comments than he was just a cross-dresser…?
Jeffree
The prob with the guys mentioned above is the whole “live-action film” thang. Myers & Grammer don’t have the skill, Sandler isn’t the action type either. IMO.
The headline says “comedian” but the post says “funny man”and those words aren’t total synonyms.
Other guesses? I’m running dry.
divkid
@Jeffree: live-action simply meaning non-animation.
im so exited if i ever find out who it is i will shrek it from the roof tops!.
* typo i meant of course “shreak it from the roof tops!”
divkid
* okay irony typo i meant “shriek”
thats smart ass karma right there!
irishman
Robin Williams. Easy.