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Which Family Values Group Will Be the First to Denounce Toy Story 3 as Fagalicious?

Even we are, like satirical radical site Christwire, freaked out by this supposedly Japanese “Shave The Baby” toy. But how will real reliigous conservatives react when, on June 18, Disney/Pixar releases Toy Story 3, with all its homosexual undertones?

At least two characters in the Toy Story franchise’s new flick scream queer. There’s the dandy Ken doll, whose relationship with Barbie, at least in the trailer, amounts to sharing fashion tips. (Though if Mattel signed off on the rights, we’re gonna imagine Ken stays firmly heterosexual.)

And then there’s Buttercup, who we present without comment:

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By:           editor editor
On:           Feb 22, 2010
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  • 10 Comments
    • Lynn
      Lynn

      The “Shave the Baby” doll is actually an art installation, created in 1994, by a Polish artist named Zbigniew Libera. The photos have circulated teh interwebz ever since, alleging it is a real product.
      http://www.raster.art.pl/gallery/artists/libera/prace.htm

      As for Buttercup…. I wants. :-)

      Feb 22, 2010 at 1:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Guest
      Guest

      Buttercup is the main villain, leader of a mafia of toys! Don’t be fooled by cuteness; evil lurks inside. (Wish I had followed that in my dating life a long time ago.)

      Feb 22, 2010 at 2:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JNunzio
      JNunzio

      I think I’m more disturbed at the film’s “Hoarders”-encouraging lesson to children. Standolyn will be in business forever!

      Feb 22, 2010 at 2:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brian En Guarde
      Brian En Guarde

      Loved the pickle at the end, “You’ll never believe what I have been through.” Dan savage always says home made sex toys just put your ass at risk of rupture.

      Feb 22, 2010 at 2:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rikard
      Rikard

      awww, Buttercup was my pet name for my first boyfriend. “as you wish”

      Feb 22, 2010 at 2:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SenorShinyBuns
      SenorShinyBuns

      OMG that cucumber at the end, in this context, is just ICK! Way to corrupt what could have been a nostalgic event before it even hit the theaters. Rule 34. :(

      Feb 22, 2010 at 6:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jon the action figure buff
      Jon the action figure buff

      At least when he first sees her, it looks like Ken is a “straight up” dude. I think the clip reveals just a bit too much on the movie, but I’m watching it anyway. By the way I also posted about the toy story 3 trailer on my blog.

      Feb 23, 2010 at 4:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mark
      Mark

      Planet Unicorn Heeeeyyyy….

      Feb 23, 2010 at 4:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dontblamemeivotedforhillary
      dontblamemeivotedforhillary

      Buttercup comes from this planet….

      Feb 23, 2010 at 8:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fran
      Fran

      How sick it is that Disney/Pixar/Toy Story writers are teaming up to spread the diseased homogay agenda. We will be putting up a fight and protesting this movie.

      Feb 23, 2010 at 11:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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