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BLIND ITEMS — “We knew that there was trouble in this couple’s relationship, but we didn’t realize how big a role two outside parties have played in the drama. The couple – who we’ll call Actor A and Actress A – are two of the biggest movie stars in the world. Actor A is in a pit of despair over his crumbling relationship with Actress A. However, instead of keeping his feeling buttoned up, he has found solace in the arms of Actor B, whose own relationship has been up in the air. The two men plan on running away together sooney rather than later. Meanwhile, pillow-lipped Actress A has been having a hot and heavy sapphic relationship with big-chinned Actress B… who just happens to be Actor A’s ex-wife. We didn’t even know that Actress A and Actress B were friends. They sure had us fooled.” [via BlindGossip]
(Note: Accompanying photos do not indicate any relationship to the report.)
fredo777
Brangelina?
Michelle
OMG I’m so confused I’ve had to start reading it all over again. Working it out is like some algebra equation and I was never much good at them!!
I have two theories which are probably totally wrong…
Saywhatnow
Clearly the photo provided is Will and Jada. Not, sayin’ that it’s associated with the blind item though :o)
Cam
This blind item seems VERY aimed at Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. She has been called “Pillow Lipped” additionally, Brad’s ex wife, Jennifer Anniston, on certain blogs is called “Chiniston”. (Yes, I’m embarrassed I know this) So Actress A having an affair with the big chinned wife of Actor A seems like a slam dunk. That said, it seems a bit far fetched.
Mike
Sounds like an april fools joke
Justin
Sooney rather than later rofl
Actor A: Brad Pitt
Actor B: George Clooney
Actress A: Angelina Jolie
Actress B: Jennifer Aniston
Erick
Apparently, Queerty did not realize this a was an April Fool joke. Yeah, blind gossip items do that too.
zenflo
Actor A: Dennis Hopper
Actor B: Bugs Bunny
Actress A: Hedda Hopper
Actress B: Hedda Lettuce
Nick
I don’t understand these blind items, can someone explain them to me?
If there’s no mention as to who they concern, surely they could quite easily (and most probably) be lies?
😮
jimmy
Smith and Pinket, the photo + it came up so much more than for any other couples in the recent years
GeoffM
Lisa Rinna & Harry Hamlin? Just an idea.
michiko
Its sad that so many posters here lack both a sense of humor and a brain.
Nick
Egads. Who gives a shit about Jada or Will Smith? Jada has horrible plastic surgery, and Will Smith can barely choose a decent acting role.
Secondly: Who gives a shit about Jennifer Anniston, Angelina Jolie, or Brad Pitt? Jennifer, too, has excessive plastic surgery that is blatantly apparent. Angelina and Brad are both bad actors AND they are narcissistic.
I really wish these blind items really implicated people who were relevant.
fredo777
@Nick: will, jen, angelina, brad, + jada are not “relevant”?
shut up.
Joe K
@Mike:
This has been kicing around for a many weeks on “crazy Days and Crazy Nights” http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/ for a couple of months, so it is not April Fools. This is the best hinted blind item I have seen
amk
“pit” of despair? Didn’t know they were “friends”? Obviously Brad, Angelina, and Jen
CHIEFSSRSHA
If it works for their marriage, why does it matter? At least they have each other and their family no matter what.
Justin Hale
You’re kidding me right? Does the pic imply Will Smith!?!?