Each week online comedian, voice actor and chest hair model Sam Kalidi creates a new meme for Queerty readers. This week, he ponders Madonna‘s recently-launched Rebel Heart tour and the lingering resentment that one movie icon has at being left out of the singer’s classic anthem “Vogue.” Sam looks forward to all your hate mail. You can find him on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and at your local glory hole.
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Which Hollywood Superstar Isn’t Happy With Madonna’s Rebel Heart Tour?
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Arnel Stinson II
We dont fuckin care whos not happy!!!
JessPH
Audrey Hepburn and Elizabeth Taylor were snubbed by Madonna too. ?
Liam Barnes
Never heard of him.
Don Olson
And he doesn’t have a small package.seen it many times on TV
Guy068
God, I hated Vogue. My friends and I changed the dance so hand motions included sticking our fingers down our throats…
NoCagada
@JessPH: As well as Dawn Davenport
Sweetie Pie
I just found out Madonna was in town last night
Gothrykke
Whatever you’re paying him, demand a refund.
Sansacro
“Hollywood superstar”?!!
odowd4sure
Madonna has a bad attitude
We classify it as extremely rude
The tour is really bad
We’re all really mad
We have seen the tour and it’s reductive
You need to stop because it’s not productive
We’re not going to stand for it any more
You have become the world’s most boring whore
Please don’t just stand there, go away
And we are not talking about a month from now, we mean yesterday!
Evji108
Since when does someone few have even heard of qualify for superstardom? Lying in headlines to get clicks indicates that Queerty is desperate. And when are they going to fix the commenting system that is so primitive that it routinely allows people to post the same comment 2,3,4, or more times?
Rob91316
Just wanna clarify a couple things since y’all are busting a gut over this. First, this meme has been floating around in cyber space for eons and is being SHARED by Sam — it’s not one of his personal creations. Secondly, Sam is a hardcore Madonna fan and I fully expect to see him queening out in the front row when her show comes to L.A. next month.
Finrod
@Evji108: “Since when does someone few have even heard of qualify for superstardom?”
Translation: “I’m young, I don’t believe that anything existed before I was around, and I have a poor cultural education.”
skalidi
@Rob91316: This is my ORIGINAL meme, I made it 2 years ago. The original is still being shared on my Facebook page and has my URL on it. ALL THE MEMES I SUBMIT FOR QUEERTY ARE ORIGINAL MEMES. Please stop spreading misinformation. Thank you and have a wonderful weekend.
skalidi
@Gothrykke: I hope you and all the other internet trolls have a wonderful weekend, I love reading your comments.
skalidi
@Sansacro: Google her, she was the biggest star in Hollywood in the 40s.
skalidi
@Rob91316: And yes, I am a big Madonna fan, my Facebook page is filled with Madonna videos. I writes jokes and memes about the people I love.
queertyrone
my people, my people! whoa! step back, take a breath and let’s discuss the value of reading *comprehension* before it gets any uglier up in here. now, let’s imagine for a moment that the “Hollywood Superstar” referenced in the title is, in fact, Joan Crawford and not Sam Kalidi, as some of you have appeared to presume. it’s Mommie Dearest who is/was unhappy about being left out of Vogue back in the day. hence her renewed “displeasure” – albeit from Hollywood heaven – over the Rebel Heart tour. does that make more sense now? ahhhh, yes. we thought it would … OK, carry on. 🙂
seaguy
More like some unknown unfunny “comedian” trying to use Madonna to drum up some publicity for himself. How desperate and pathetic.
Long live the Queen of Pop, Madonna!!
o.codone
@Evji108: hey, that’s a good idea. post your comment 10 times, every time. then maybe they will upgrade this cheap site.
o.codone
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o.codone
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o.codone
@Evji108: hey, that’s a good idea. post your comment 20 times, every time. then maybe they will upgrade this cheap site.
o.codone
@Evji108: hey, that’s a good idea. post your comment 50 times, every time. then maybe they will upgrade this cheap site.
o.codone
I’m exhausted.
McShane
I see Sam does not suffer fools gladly. Nice.
skalidi
@seaguy: Lay off the meth, kweeeeeeeeeen. XOXO
jjunke
the bitch never mentioned Hollywood’s biggest female star of the 1940’s Ingrid Bergman either.