Which – If Any – Tennis Pro Wants To Play With Balls?

Tennis, anyone? Of the 42 “top” tennis pros appearing at the ATP Masters Tournament in Cincinnati, at least one’s looking for some off-court action.

in town for the masters looking to play. u must be very discreet i think you know why. you will be picked up and brought to me. send stats pics and area. i can only play after midnight.

Shady, to be sure, but great fuel for fantasy. We love imagining Roger Federer, Andy Roddick, Rafael Nader or Novak Djokovic sending out covert correspondence. Although, we’re sure any press will block this mystery player’s cock. Sorry.

[via that fag over at Faggoty Ass Faggot.]