Which Is More Awesome: Ex-Gay J-Elijah’s Rap War on Pornography, or Tiger Woods?

America’s leading ex-gay Christian rap prophet J-Elijah, who WE LOVE, uploaded a new rhyme about how pornography is corrupting America. This is described as merely an excerpt to the full version called “Pornography – The Billion Dollar Industry Making Billions Sending Millions to Hell,” but we can’t tell if we’re enjoying his new Tiger Woods rap more.

“Throwin’ stones at you like Mary Magdalene”?! This is unreal. J’adore.