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Which Married TV Star Cruised a Cute Gay for Bathtub Watersports?
BLIND ITEMS — “A strange and sordid rumour has been going around Soho that which wholesome, well-fed and happily married TV star picked up a cute young gay so that he could piss on him in the bathtub. Careful now, loose lips (and tongues) sink ships.” [PopBitch]
(Note: Accompanying photos do not indicate any relationship to the report.)
Hmm, I’m guessing Matt Lauer.
I’d mess around with him in a bathtub, minus the watersports. Cute face + nice body from what I last saw.
Oh, TV star. I’m not sure why I read that as TV anchor.
Jamie Oliver.
This is Soho, London, btw… Popbitch is a British website…. And yeah, Jamie Oliver is a good guess…
please please please let this be true. I have had a crush on Jamie for years!
Peter griffen. I Always knew about stewie. Guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree
While I too would love to get Naked with Chef Jamie the “well fed” clue I am thinking may be a PC way of saying said golden boy is kinda chunky, Jamie wouldn’t fit that description…
yeah, i figured they meant soho new york.
Not Ricky Gervais…?
Or Gordon Ramsay? Well-fed could either be a clue for chunky or could be a clue about the blind item being a chef (like Jamie Oliver). I don’t think the chef Robert whats-his-face from Dinner: Impossible is popular enough to warrant a blind item, but there’s something kind of appealing about his take-charge personality.
Er – you seen Jamie Oliver in the past few years?? He is the very definition of the euphemism ‘well-fed’: a bit too much pizza and olive oil have left him gently, even sexily, chubby… Please, google image away….x
jamie is a freak…others have said so…
I don’t see how “loose lips sink ships” fits any of these guesses. they don’t include these little tidbits if they aren’t a sly clue to solving the rumor….
Someone from NCIS? “Well fed, ships???”
@Larry Downlow: I think it would be a British star since it involves Soho in London.