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Which Movie Star Slept With The Waiter That Served Him And His Girlfriend?

BLIND ITEMS — “This almost A list always foreign born movie actor was dining at a restaurant two nights ago with his B list movie actress significant other. When our actor saw who was serving them, our actor told his significant other they could ask for another waiter because it turns out our actor had slept with the waiter. His significant other replied, ‘Oh, its ok, I slept with him too.'” [CDAN]

(Note: Accompanying photos do not indicate any relationship to the report.)

By:           JD
On:           Jan 21, 2011
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  • 40 Comments
    • christopher di spirito
      christopher di spirito

      Orlando Bloom. I fucked him about five years ago. Total bottom.

      Jan 21, 2011 at 12:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TJ Parker
      TJ Parker

      Hey, me too!

      Jan 21, 2011 at 1:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Adam
      Adam

      Well I had him before all you nasty bitches. So every time you kissed his lips you were basically sucking my cock. Thanks.

      Jan 21, 2011 at 1:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Soupy
      Soupy

      When I read this item on another site, I thought it was Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas. There were more descriptors on the blind gossip website.

      Jan 21, 2011 at 1:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Becky911
      Becky911

      OOOHH THIS IS FREAKY

      Jan 21, 2011 at 1:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Adam
      Adam

      @Soupy: The picture made me think of Adam Levine, but apparently the story and the photo are unrelated.

      Jan 21, 2011 at 1:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TomMc
      TomMc

      I guess Antonio Banderis.

      Jan 21, 2011 at 2:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • McMike
      McMike

      @Adam: No, the picture is always the person they’re talking about. Is it a pic of Adam Levine?

      Jan 21, 2011 at 2:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ruhla
      ruhla

      That is Jude Law in the photo!

      Jan 21, 2011 at 2:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Joseph
      Joseph

      What an awkward momment for the waiter!

      Jan 21, 2011 at 2:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • malcanoid
      malcanoid

      For what it’s worth, this reminds me of a story I heard told donkeys years ago, about Tullulah Bankhead I think, but you may know better. She was at a wedding and the person she was sitting against turned to her and commented that he or she thought the bride and groom made a lovely couple. Tullulah agreed, “I know they do dear, I’ve slept with both of them”.

      Jan 21, 2011 at 3:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Campbell
      Campbell

      The picture is Paul Rudd and he is straight as an arrow – these blinds are so tired.

      Jan 21, 2011 at 3:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Zeus
      Zeus

      That’s one slutty waiter.

      Jan 21, 2011 at 4:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Charlie Jackpot
      Charlie Jackpot

      @Campbell: The picture is of Jude Law

      Jan 21, 2011 at 4:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      Danny De Vitto

      Jan 21, 2011 at 4:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Silent J
      Silent J

      That’s Jude Law, not Paul Rudd!!!

      Jan 21, 2011 at 5:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jason
      Jason

      Did anyone find the full picture?

      Jan 21, 2011 at 6:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Marcus
      Marcus

      Jeez, this could almost anyone here in Hollywood. We’re sex-fiends.

      Jan 21, 2011 at 6:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • UWSguy
      UWSguy

      star fuckers

      Jan 21, 2011 at 8:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Adonis-of-Fire
      Adonis-of-Fire

      Sam Worthington!!!

      Jan 21, 2011 at 9:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Narny
      Narny

      that has to be Jude Law!

      Jan 21, 2011 at 9:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • That Bitch Téa Delgado
      That Bitch Téa Delgado

      I’m a bit confused by the wording: “almost A list always foreign born….” Does that mean the actor has always been on the cusp of A list but hasn’t made it yet, or what?

      Anyway, yeah, I’d say Jude Law, as well.

      Jan 21, 2011 at 9:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MICKEY
      MICKEY

      When i was working for DIsney, I slept with Disney CEO Michael Eisner once. ew, i know. WHat can i say, im a whore and i just wanted to tell a story that starts off, i did something gross with a celebrity once…

      Anyway, i told a fuckbud (didnt i say i was a whore?) who also happened to work for the house of the mouse and he said he did slept with him too! Small world! ( pun intended!) Anyway, Eisner apparently likes young boys and lured us both in the exact same way!

      funny stiff! totally true.

      Jan 22, 2011 at 12:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • the crustybastard
      the crustybastard

      @MICKEY:

      The folks at Disney have always tried to entertain young people.

      Jan 22, 2011 at 2:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeffree
      Jeffree

      @MICKEY: Bravo to Disney for helping you persue your education! [I had a former college prof help me the same way.] Tell me, is Eisner a “furry”? OK, wait, don’t answer that!

      Jan 22, 2011 at 3:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Superman
      Superman

      TADA!

      http://law-less.org/photo/displayimage.php?pid=12324&fullsize=1

      Jan 22, 2011 at 5:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jj
      jj

      the pic looks like Jude Law!!!!

      Jan 22, 2011 at 8:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • scott ny'er
      scott ny'er

      @ruhla: NIce guess. That’s totally Jude Law. Innnnteresting. I’ve had a mad crush on Jude Law.

      Jan 22, 2011 at 9:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Amber Kain
      Amber Kain

      Obviously, the article refers to Jude Law & Sienna Miller but more importantly, who’s the waiter and at which restaurant can I find him? If those two both had a romp with him, he must be dishy! Jude & Sienna are sluts without a doubt but they only sleep around with hotties. And IF they both screwed him before they got famous, then maybe this guy is the good luck charm. Lead me to his table! And I’ll bring plenty of latex.

      Jan 22, 2011 at 12:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Amber Kain
      Amber Kain

      By the way, Jude Law is an A-list star, no matter how much this article’s reporter wishes to dis him. He was nominated for 2 Oscars, earns 7 figures per film & has appeared on Broadway at least twice. As for Sienna Miller, no matter how irksome she may be to me and almost every other woman alive, Madame Wintour does NOT put B-List stars on the cover of VOGUE magazine – and certainly not the September issue. Oh no, no, no. Nevvah. Next time, if you must dis these two cheaters, please do it in a manner more fitting to their flaws. It’s much more fun that way.

      Cheers.

      p.s. Why all the pseudonyms on this comment page?

      Jan 22, 2011 at 12:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Swell
      Swell

      @Adonis-of-Fire: I would same Sam, but she’s too short…

      Jan 22, 2011 at 3:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • vixlad
      vixlad

      @christopher di spirito: @christopher di spirito: Is this true? Or you are just joking around? Please, be serious about this. Thanks.

      Jan 23, 2011 at 10:41 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • vixlad
      vixlad

      christopher di spirito, Is this true? Or you are just joking around? Please, be serious about this. Thanks.

      Jan 23, 2011 at 10:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • justiceontherocks
      justiceontherocks

      @vixlad: Oh no, it’s true. I watched.

      Jan 23, 2011 at 11:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • vixlad
      vixlad

      @justiceontherocks: You do know that I was refering to Orlando bloome been fucked by you or your pal? And, wasn’t he embarrassed that he was been watched by you, while been fucked?

      Jan 23, 2011 at 8:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brian
      Brian

      Hayden Christensen

      Jan 23, 2011 at 10:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Nyckola
      Nyckola

      @Amber Kain: Ballsy move to put your full name out there. Brainy move, not so sure.

      Sep 3, 2014 at 5:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Amber Kain
      Amber Kain

      @Nyckola: Thanks, Nyckola. But it wasn’t balls. (Or rather ovary-power, in my case.)
      I just said a lot of crazy crap that year. Was heartbroken & unmedicated. Good thing I’m not running for public office, I guess. p.s. My apologies to Sienna Miller & Jude Law. If I said anything unkind, I’m sure it was out of envy. Back then, they were both so hot & famous & I was just so sad & single. (Isn’t that the only reason people troll the internet?)

      Sep 3, 2014 at 5:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Nyckola
      Nyckola

      @Amber Kain: Did sumbody cheat on u back then or smthng?

      Sep 4, 2014 at 12:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Amber Kain
      Amber Kain

      @Nyckola: seriously? vete a la cama, mari. it’s late & you’re getting creepy. night.

      Sep 4, 2014 at 4:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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