Which Of The Jonas Brother Isn’t Gay?

Are you kidding? They’re all evangelical Disneywhores- none of them will come out under contract.

Darth Paul is so right…only Disney can screw their child-stars.

…and they should just skip the singing careers and go straight to porn.

There have been rumors surrounding them for about a year. My bet is the middle one. But while they are Disney slaves, they won’t come out (unless they are trying to get out of their contract).

Uh…Kevin anyone? Just look at that picture. If he were a GI Joe character his name would be Major Gayface. Did ya see Camp Rock? Near the end when Kevin runs toward the back of the room, I thought he was going to float away. I know everyone hopes it might the other two, but not every closet case is pretty, many are plain looking.

Why not all three? They’re adorable and hopefully people won’t give them a tough time.
As always the haters here are letting their insecurities being shown.

It’s be awesome if one of them was gay. Though I doubt any one of them would every come out seeing as their brand is built entirely around how attractive to teenage girls they are.

This creeps me out. Is Queerty going for the pre-pubescent market now. How Disney!

I don’t care if one of them is gay. They don’t deserve any attention. Their music is bland and mediocre. They are not a good band, they are just a Disney marketing brand.

its kevin, duh!

all the ugly ones out of the boy bands ends up gay. i wish it were nick or joe, but they’re too good looking, *sigh

I have always love Darth Paul.. most of the time he make a sense…Winks…

What new report? Who wrote it? What sources? Personally I could care less but it just seems anyone can say anything about anyone
without anything substantiating what is said. I know that Queerty is not CNN but does anyone take responsibly for what they say and write anymore?

I don’t see how anyone can hardly tell them apart aside from the straight haired boy. C’mon it’s like that group Hansen all over again.

Who are the Jonas brothers, never heard of them. Let’s see more MEN on this site, enough of these children!

My money would be in Kevin (L). Joe(Middle) is way too much of a guy player. No way he is a ‘mo. And Nick, he’s like 15 and Miley’s ex, who is now (supposedly) dating Selena Gomez (of The Witches of Waverly Place, a Disney show). Full disclosure I read far too many gossip/entertainment sites.

This could be the most shrewd, covert marketing idea ever hatched in the dark nether regions of Disney. With a target audience of tween girls they will still offer two straight brothers to crush on and one for a best friend who really understands them. We all had a High School best friend who was in love with us even though she guessed we were gay, right? The potential for a solo project directed at a young gay audience combined with a “brothers stick together” family message could make this a really buzz worthy PR campaign. They need a way to transition these boys into an adult image before they fade. If it fails they can blame the gay and if it succeeds they cash in.

Since they’ve all signed a celibacy until marriage pledge for all intents and purposes they are all asexual.

If one of them comes out, will that relieve us (please!) of ever again having to read about Lance Bass?

the one on the Right is the straight is what my gaydar says

I think the one on the right is the sexiest. Something about him is extremely appealing to me. Yummy