Which Of The Jonas Brother Isn't Gay?
 

A new report is hinting that one of the Jonas Brothers is gay and is planning to come out in the near future…

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Comments (20)

No. 1 · Darth Paul

Are you kidding? They're all evangelical Disneywhores- none of them will come out under contract.

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 at 4:21 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · gayinsf

Darth Paul is so right…only Disney can screw their child-stars.

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 at 4:41 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · gayinsf

…and they should just skip the singing careers and go straight to porn.

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 at 4:48 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Eric

There have been rumors surrounding them for about a year. My bet is the middle one. But while they are Disney slaves, they won't come out (unless they are trying to get out of their contract).

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 at 4:52 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Paul Raposo

Uh…Kevin anyone? Just look at that picture. If he were a GI Joe character his name would be Major Gayface. Did ya see Camp Rock? Near the end when Kevin runs toward the back of the room, I thought he was going to float away. I know everyone hopes it might the other two, but not every closet case is pretty, many are plain looking.

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 at 4:55 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · CHURCHILL-Y

Why not all three? They're adorable and hopefully people won't give them a tough time.
As always the haters here are letting their insecurities being shown.

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 at 5:01 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · CitizenGeek

It's be awesome if one of them was gay. Though I doubt any one of them would every come out seeing as their brand is built entirely around how attractive to teenage girls they are.

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 at 5:54 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · seitan-on-a-stick

This creeps me out. Is Queerty going for the pre-pubescent market now. How Disney!

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 at 7:59 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 9 · SuperCat

I don't care if one of them is gay. They don't deserve any attention. Their music is bland and mediocre. They are not a good band, they are just a Disney marketing brand.

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 at 9:10 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 10 · Lil' tOmtOm

its kevin, duh!

all the ugly ones out of the boy bands ends up gay. i wish it were nick or joe, but they're too good looking, *sigh

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 at 10:53 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 11 · tim

I have always love Darth Paul.. most of the time he make a sense…Winks…

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 at 10:56 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 12 · michael

What new report? Who wrote it? What sources? Personally I could care less but it just seems anyone can say anything about anyone
without anything substantiating what is said. I know that Queerty is not CNN but does anyone take responsibly for what they say and write anymore?

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 at 11:16 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 13 · paul-e-wog

I don't see how anyone can hardly tell them apart aside from the straight haired boy. C'mon it's like that group Hansen all over again.

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 at 11:45 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 14 · porsha

Who are the Jonas brothers, never heard of them. Let's see more MEN on this site, enough of these children!

Posted: Aug 15, 2008 at 9:28 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 15 · SugaBear

My money would be in Kevin (L). Joe(Middle) is way too much of a guy player. No way he is a 'mo. And Nick, he's like 15 and Miley's ex, who is now (supposedly) dating Selena Gomez (of The Witches of Waverly Place, a Disney show). Full disclosure I read far too many gossip/entertainment sites.

Posted: Aug 15, 2008 at 9:56 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 16 · Rikard

This could be the most shrewd, covert marketing idea ever hatched in the dark nether regions of Disney. With a target audience of tween girls they will still offer two straight brothers to crush on and one for a best friend who really understands them. We all had a High School best friend who was in love with us even though she guessed we were gay, right? The potential for a solo project directed at a young gay audience combined with a "brothers stick together" family message could make this a really buzz worthy PR campaign. They need a way to transition these boys into an adult image before they fade. If it fails they can blame the gay and if it succeeds they cash in.

Posted: Aug 15, 2008 at 11:35 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 17 · Alan down in Florida

Since they've all signed a celibacy until marriage pledge for all intents and purposes they are all asexual.

Posted: Aug 15, 2008 at 12:57 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 18 · Gianpiero

If one of them comes out, will that relieve us (please!) of ever again having to read about Lance Bass?

Posted: Aug 15, 2008 at 2:37 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 19 · mark

the one on the Right is the straight is what my gaydar says

Posted: Aug 15, 2008 at 5:50 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 20 · Miamian

I think the one on the right is the sexiest. Something about him is extremely appealing to me. Yummy

Posted: Aug 15, 2008 at 10:41 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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