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Which Str8 Actor Needs His Assistant To Fluff Him Before Copulating With His Wife?

BLIND ITEMS — “This actor is both creative and inventive. He is straight but he needs the helping hand of a man to get “ready” for his actress wife. This service is performed by his assistant. Once he is “ready”, the assistant bows out and the wife takes over. Another interesting detail is that our actor has trouble going down on his wife without the assistance of a sweet condiment like honey or fluff. Sounds like a sticky, messy situation for all involved.” [BlindGossip]

(Note: Accompanying photos do not indicate any relationship to the report.)

By:           JD
On:           Jun 25, 2010
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  • 20 Comments
    • No. 1 · Jill

      This is dumb. Why bother posting this stuff? For I second I thought I had been redirected to Perez Hilton…

      Jun 25, 2010 at 12:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 2 · PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS · Member · 1696 comments

      He is “straight” but he needs the helping hand of a man to get “ready” for his actress wife: No he is not!

      And boy, that wife is the epitimey of selfesteem!!

      Jun 25, 2010 at 12:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 3 · Cam

      He isn’t straight if he needs a man to give him an erection so he can try to copulate with his wife before he softens up.

      Jun 25, 2010 at 1:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 4 · myrios123 · Member · 129 comments

      “This reader is both annoyed and underwhelmed at the level of reporting this post boasts. He is gay, but he can’t help reading this smut you throw up here and call news. He may need a helping hand from a different blog for better coverage if this continues to disappoint. Another interesting detail is how the omission of the actors name is supposed to illicit a ‘guess-what-Queerty’s thinking’ response… This reader has to wonder who is running this day care?”

      Jun 25, 2010 at 3:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 5 · james_from_the_great_city_of_cambridge

      Betty White.

      Jun 25, 2010 at 3:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 6 · sasha

      I didnt know my IQ could actually drop from reading an article but I felt brain cells evaporate as I read this.

      Jun 25, 2010 at 4:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 7 · Jeremy

      There’s an old saying “There is no stupid question.” Nope, this blind gossip item is really a stupid question.

      Jun 25, 2010 at 5:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 8 · concernedcitizen

      @PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS “epitome”

      Jun 25, 2010 at 5:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 9 · keke

      Tom Cruz, He was on Leno last night. and I kept thinking what a shame to be living in a closet, from a glass house all these years.

      Jun 25, 2010 at 6:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 10 · Poofter Maghee

      Tom Cruise

      John Travolta

      Will Smith

      Lots of stars could fit the descriptor “creative and inventive.”

      Meh.

      Jun 25, 2010 at 8:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 11 · alan brickman

      Everybody in New York knows this one….Peter Skaarsgaard and Maggie Gyllenhael…..but she’s really not that straight…..

      Jun 25, 2010 at 9:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 12 · Lucius vorenus

      I am 100% sure that this is Tom Cruise’s way of being able to reproduce.

      Jun 26, 2010 at 12:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 13 · FrancoisTrueFaux

      Kevin Spacey

      Gay rumors abound, plus he stars in “Father of Invention” (clue: creative and inventive), and he’s also a producer on the project.

      Jun 26, 2010 at 5:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 14 · Lucius vorenus

      But is Kevin Spacey married? I thought he was openly gay. Once he was caught kissing a boy over the hills in LA. I saw the photos. There is no denial in his case.

      Jun 26, 2010 at 6:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 15 · Lucius vorenus

      From Wiki:

      Spacey is unmarried and vehemently protects his private life, about which very little is known.[21] This generated tabloid press rumors that he might be gay;

      Jun 26, 2010 at 6:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 16 · Lucius vorenus

      It is not Kevin Spacey. It is mad Tom Cruise.

      Jun 26, 2010 at 6:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 17 · Tom

      Abe Vigoda? I’d need something too if I was about to go down on Betty White!

      Jun 26, 2010 at 9:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 18 · Bubba

      John C. Reilley and M’onique.

      Jun 26, 2010 at 10:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 19 · Jimmi

      Tom Cruise

      Jun 27, 2010 at 10:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 20 · Cassandra Urban

      hi

      Feb 5, 2011 at 11:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag

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