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Which Straight Actor Enjoys Climaxing With a Bottle of Coke Exploding Inside Him?
BLIND ITEMS — “This actor may the last straight man left in Hollywood, but he does have one unusual request that makes us question his past. This one requires one man (him), two partners (in this case both women), and a room temperature traditionally-shaped bottle of Coca-Cola. When he is about to climax into one woman, the other one shakes up the bottle of Coke and shoves it up his bum. The objective is to have two explosions at once. Given his screen history, we’re guessing that this actor rather likes big explosions. And, given his bedroom history, we’re guessing that neither of these women is his wife.” (via BG)
(Note: Accompanying photos do not indicate any relationship to the report.)
Not surprised there’s no comments on this. LOL
Like I’ve said, straight sex gets a lot weirder (and messier) than anything we do. LMAO !
Funny, I did hear that Coke was going to revive that old
slogan: “Have a Coke and a smile”………… : P
(‘cept for that whole torn rectum and ruptured intestines
thing may have been fun!)
I’d like to teach the world to schwing.
Tom Cruise had better not let the Xenos get wind of this.
Who ever said advertising doesn’t work on influencing the
masses? These are fitting actual Coke slogans from
years past:
- “It had to be good to get where it is”. (guess so…)
- “Around the corner from anywhere”. (don’t think they were
thinkin of corner of Ball St. and Rear End….)
- “America’s favorite moment”. (if u say so……)
- “Whoever you are, whatever you do, wherever you may be, when you think of refreshment, think of ice cold Coca-Cola”
(nuff said…..)
Actually, I’m addicted to Coke Zero, and a good thing I wasn’t drinking it when I read your roundup of coke slogans, Terrwill. It stings when it goes up your nose. LOL (Jeez, imagine it up your ass. Yikes!)
@christopher di spirito: It said “straight man.”
I’m most surprised that they aren’t using Diet Coke.
Just THINK of the empty calories!!!!
This is dangerous. Avoid it.
Yeah straight men seem to be much more kinky in a bad way than gay men.
Especially in a conservative atmosphere I guess.
Thts gross, and I have no idea how they could put that thing uncapped up his bum without it spilling outside first or watev, messy messy messy ew.
Extreme explosive diahrrea?! Something needs to be done about the heterosexual agenda.
Says something that he’s able to find plenty of hookers to assist in this procedure.
@ AlwaysGay #9: Are you kidding? We’re gay guys. We have 800 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets. We don’t engage in such despicable behavior. But let the straights do what they want, live and let live. Ugh. LOL
this smells like Bruce Willis (“given his screen history, we rather think he likes big explosions”). what a waste of a perfectly good bottle of coke.
There’s a Super Bowl commercial in the making!!!
Whiskey, viagra, steroids, chocolate and ground chicken is the correct recipe — coke is all sugar.
This whole story is silly, actually this category is just dumb.
Wouldn’t it be funny to shove some Mentos up his ass first, then watch his chest explode!
To my knowledge, western heteros have revived the long practiced diversion of females placing e.g., glass rods, knotted pieces of cloth etc up their male parners ass and stimulating his prostate as he comes. The name of the practices misses me at the moment but the current trend is for the femakle to strap on a dildo and enter the malre from the rear. and masturbating him simultaniously.
Not all straights are even as sexually square as some gays.
It’s a heterosexuals have known about digital stimulation of prostrates for ages.
A bottle of pop fizz seems pretty tame next to dildoes, for a hetero: and certainly not gay, by any necessity.
if the guy likes hard things shoved up his ass that explode sticky liquid, isnt he just denying his gay urges? Like the used to call Coke, go for “The Real Thing”
@ SteveDenver: if you add Mentos, I think his head would blow off. Yikes! :O
Among the more notable of Coca-Cola slogans….
1949 – Coca-Cola … along the highway to anywhere.
1956 – Coca-Cola … makes good things taste better.
1957 – The sign of good taste.
1959 – Be really refreshed.
1963 – Things go better with Coke.
1969 – It’s the real thing.
1989 – Can’t Beat the Feeling.
2006 – The Coke Side of Life.
2009 – Open Happiness
I know! I know! Bruce Willis. The tilt on “explosions” led me to him.
OH child, where does u people come up with dis shite?
I think RomanHans wins it for the best comment. LOL!
@ DameHelga: I like Bruce, so I’m voting that it’s Mel. LOL
@No. 15 · Brian NJ — WTF!!?? lol