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Which Straight Baseball Player Sips On His Own … Baby Formula?

BLIND ITEMS — “At a recent photo session for an editorial in GQ, this former major league all star and still pretty decent player replaced a golfer who has had some recent issues and could no longer make it. Yes, it is who you think it is. At the shoot, our baseball player was hitting on the model he was posing with and used the following line. ‘I love to drink my own cum.’ Yes, he actually did say it. The makeup artist who overheard the line dropped her supplies when she heard it. Now, our baseball player has had some very famous dates in the past. He has dated this former A list tweener who now is a C list television and movie actress. He also has dated this permanent married B lister who has been around since she was pre-teen and had two very hit shows.” [CDAN]

(Note: Accompanying photos do not indicate any relationship to the report.)

By:           editor editor
On:           Jan 11, 2010
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  • 10 Comments
    • Aaron
      Aaron

      This is news?

      Jan 11, 2010 at 11:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Missy
      Missy

      This is Queerty

      Jan 11, 2010 at 12:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CHIP1218
      CHIP1218

      So they dated Alissa Milano and Mandy Moore?

      Jan 11, 2010 at 12:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Helena Handbag
      Helena Handbag

      God I love you Missy

      Jan 11, 2010 at 1:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DM1973
      DM1973

      Carl Pavano?

      Jan 11, 2010 at 1:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CHIP1218
      CHIP1218

      That’s what I thought…but why in hell would a magazine use him to replace Tiger….there must be 400 better current ballplayers than Pavano…and at least a 100 must be attractive enough to serve as a model…

      Jan 11, 2010 at 2:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alexandre
      Alexandre

      WHat does this have to do with Gay news?

      Jan 11, 2010 at 4:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CHIP1218
      CHIP1218

      Looks like it is Barry Zito…and yes it has nothing to do with gay news…just that some player has a very bad come on…

      Jan 12, 2010 at 12:11 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Larry
      Larry

      So tell us already!

      Mar 17, 2010 at 8:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • james_cambridge
      james_cambridge

      Barry “cum-dump” Zito makes sense, especially since his game sucks lately and he’s a well known Republican and we all know the math right? Greedy fuck + overrated + Republican = cum-eating sexual deviant.

      You can’t argue with math.

      Mar 17, 2010 at 9:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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