Which Straight Married Actor Gets His Larry Craig On?

Apparently we’ll never know…so WHY ASK?

Travolta?

Oh, I see. It’s been at least 2 weeks since his son died, so now he’s fair game again. Good. Just so I know.

tom cruise?

Sampson, it’s actually been three months since his son’s death, but I don’t see the connection between that event and this story.

At any rate, the rumors of Travolta’s sexuality have been around for years.

@Mike: Ah good. Just so we clear that up. Perez Hilton must be resting easy.

Wait… in the HANGAR? Where, exactly, are the TSA personnel, where they don’t notice this? Or maybe Tom Ridge is a willing participant.

Hangar would indicate he had a pilot license or a private jet… this does not eliminate Cruise nor Travolta.

Couldn’t it also indicate some groping goings on at the Barney’s Warehouse Sale?

are you kidding with this? could the clue be any more vague? I doubt ANY of us have reason to hang out at the Santa Monica airport (except for the Barneys sale!) and how many “seemingly straight married actors” could there be? why can’t these hints give us a little more, like Name Jumble..just say Shmon SHmavolta next time, I promise to act confused and surprised.

It’s not a question that keeps me awake at night…

Convoluded. TOTALLY convoluded! Yup that is what this article is.

I looked around, googled, searched, and all I could find was a reference to what everyone has said already. Probably Tom Cruise or John Travolta. If so, who gives a shit! :)

I love how the link took me to a story about Michael Phelps, who is neither married nor an actor.

Go Greased Lightnin’ !!

Celebrities are always fair game, ESPECIALLY when their children are dying/dead.

@AlanInSLC: You need to keep a dictionary handy, dude. Look up the word “convoluted”.

Keeping it real…

Gary

Why am I under the impression this story has no merit but since it was a slow day for gossip this “rumor” fills the void?