Move over Dallas news reporter John Fenoglio, there’s scruffy new hunk vying for our attention.
Meet Foster Huntington. The 27-year-old lumbersexual recently quit his high-paying job in New York’s fashion industry to live… in a treehouse.
“I could’ve bought a house,” Huntington told the New York Times. “But this is so much better. For me, it’s realizing a childhood dream.”
He’s now in our dreams, too. Huntington’s new digs are located among the Douglas Firs in Oregon and consist of two structures connected by a swinging rope bridge. In the backyard is an outdoor hot tub and skate bowl where he practices skateboarding. The Times describes the property as “bro-topia,” where Huntington and his friends build tubs, outdoor showers, and the like.
How about we take this to the next level?
Our newsletter is like a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.
All we know is that the young man makes for some yummy eye candy, as evidenced by his Instagram page, which not surprisingly has almost 1 million followers.
Scroll down for pictures of Foster Huntington…
Damian Healy
Haha! What is a ‘lumbersexual’? Brilliant! Plus I love his name is Foster Huntington – it’s straight out of a slightly cliche but erotic romance novel. Too much love for this. Too much.
Eddie Hernandez
With him, anytime
David Jefferies
Would love to play Brokeback Mountain with him
Sebastian Holiday
You should try to combine the word ‘sexual’ with many others in conjunction with which the word ‘sexual’ makes no sense. It’s very stupid, but fun in a very stupid sort of way. I’ll go second: toastsexual, for those turned on by nude toast-making.
Mark Pointon
Bareback mountain would be just as fun
Marylou Sweetcheeks
eww. you had me until you said broke back mountain.. yuk. how did this get in my newfeed
Glücklich
Roughing it is staying in a Marriott. Post Ranch Inn is all the nature I need.
Josh447
Did you know that pup tent sales sky rocketed after BB Mountain? The interesting thing is where they spiked in sales the most: Alabama Texas Mississippi and yup you guessed it, Utah ….. and The Vatican of course. Just a little BB trivia.
Christapher Gibson
Yeah, he is pretty adorable. The tree house, I don’t know…
Scott Cordell
Damn! You get to live in a tree house and have sex with him? Sign me up!
Shanestud
Lumber sexual has been defined as “A sexy man who dresses in denim, leather, and flannel, and has a ruggedly sensual beard” It’s a fashion look. Nowhere does Foster Huntington self-identify as gay. Sorry to burst your big gay balloons
Captain Obvious
Tucked away in the woods so the killer can hide the bodies. No thanks.
Joey Torrealba
Lubersexual and play Brokeback Mountain hell yea that sounds like fun. Ohh I would to do many more things than a replay lol. I love the outdoors and nature have a home as a tree house that’s fucken awesome. Very unique individual well let me go check him out in Oregon nice. I am scared baby baby baby lol.
Glücklich
@Captain Obvious:
Great minds…
http://www.tubechop.com/watch/6356588
Joe Payer
Yes
David Quirk
+1 for using Lumbersexual in a non-back support way.
Frank Croix
Hell yeah!!!!
Rye Iwata
Don’t have a tree house but we’re buying an RV for our second anniversary & gonna live off the land!
Ariel Hans Christian
Oi! There isn’t enough ink the world for ALL the label makers…can we jus go back to being a homosexual.
On a sexual note…I bet he don’t wipe! Is honey an acceptable lube?
Saint Law
‘Lumbersexual’ just sounds like a gay with poor coordination.
John Smith
I’d drain him like a juice pack.
Rafael Seda
Bob LaBlah
I wonder is he aware the Pacific Northwest is NOT immune from earth quakes. One good shake and down that house is coming. I would have bought one of gingerbread with no basement but at least on the ground.
Bill Collins
Yeah, he’ll do nicely on the farm
Doug Hudson
Me!
Mark Mood
Um, I think he’s straight.
Michael Hunter
William Holahan
“Play”Brokeback Mountain? Do you mean “go to Mexico and be beaten to death”?
QJ201
He’s not gay
Merv
That skateboard doesn’t really look like it’s built for dirt roads.
scotshot
@Shanestud: Where in the article did they state he’s gay? Lumbersexual is a fashion look that hetero and homos wear.
Edward Foy
Actually I’d like to meet a man who doesn’t fit some media goons stereotype of a gay man.
Clark35
Lumbersexual? Is that a new media created term for hipster?