No, it’s true! And in the totally not gay way. (“No homo!“) Rush Limbaugh‘s obsession with tuchis is so fanatical, it’s gone beyond mere hobby sport. Cheeks, butt holes, and anal rape are all fair game for this serial bigot. He’s called CNN’s Ed Henry Obama’s “butt boy”; he commended Sarah Palin when “she didn’t bend over and let them have their way” with Troopergate; and of course there’s that famous line “I love the women’s movement. Especially when I’m walking behind it.” Paging Dr. Freud. [Salon]
Jayson
It could be the fact that his face looks like a nasty fat ass or the fact he likes to fly to the Dominican Republic with his Viagra and shop for young male sex slaves.
dvlaries
Of course he’s obsessed with it. Look at him. You think he’s getting any he doesn’t have to pay cash up front for…?
mark
Rush’s a$$ saved Rush’s A$$…it bought him a medical deferment during Viet Nam.
So he’s just grateful.
Cowardly F*CKTARD, Stupid F*CKTARD, Addicted F*CKTARD…but a GRATEFUL F*CKTARD
schlukitz
Is this POS person even worth commenting on?
osocubano
Well, he IS an asshole…
Ricky
He has some major B.O.B going on..
(Butt On the Brain)
Blame it on the Oxy!
Prof. O. G. Whataschnozell
Rush reminds me of William Gacy. Remember the perverted gay serial killer in Chicago. I was watching that movie late one night and actually thought about Rush.
Lance Rockland
Rush has a big ole’ butt and man boobs!
Those suckers are Double D’s, I swear! 🙂
Joanaroo
Hi Prof! I agree! I thought the actor playing Gacy resembled Rush. That film scared the hell out of me. I remember when the real Gacy was caught and then later executed. He was an evil bastard, just like Limbaugh is. Gacy killed with his hands, Limbaugh with his words.
Prof. O. G. Whataschnozell
@Joanaroo: Remember the scene that showed the methods he used torturing those boys? The scene that comes to mind is the one where he has that one kid handcuffed with his hands behind his back and keeps dunking his head into that tub of water.
I could see Rush dunking Dominican boys (the darker skinned ones of course) into a tub in a cheap bungalow down in the dominican republic. I swear I could see him doing it. Screaming at the top of his lungs “you black bastard”. Rush is one sick mother.
Ever notice how UNCOMFORTABLE Rush looks when he in interviewed? He always has a look on his face of FEAR. Fear that he is going to be asked about some type of scandal that DOES NOT include something that has ALREADY gotten out but something new. Can’t wait for the spy-cam to his Tru-tv.
Joanaroo
Hi Prof! I noticed that about Rush too and the fact he gets pretty defensive in some interviews. I hope that he, Gingrich and Cheney lead to a quick and final downfall of the GOP! I mean all 3 sound like-and are-lunatics, but I feel too that some big scandal is going to come out soon!