Who Will Stephen Fry Play In Peter Jackson’s The Hobbit

Peter Jackson—director of Lord of the Rings and Heavenly Creatures (one of the best lesbian films of all time)—has confirmed that magnificent homosexual renaissance man Stephen Fry will star in his upcoming film for J.R.R. Tolkein’s LOTR prequel The Hobbit . No word yet one whether Mr. Fry will play of the fabulous thieves in Bilbo’s gang or one of the mangy old trolls who threaten to eat them. Also, will Gandalf be as gay as Dumbledore?