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Why Are You Still Giving Your Loved Ones Those Heterosexual Red Roses?

THE SHOT - Why hand your bestie a bouquet of boring-ass red roses (breeder) when you can engineer your own kick-ass bouquet of rainbow roses right in your own home? All you need is some flowers (especially Chrysanthemums and Hydrangeas), a few vases each filled with different colored water, and some patience. Looks like everything’s going rainbow-colored these days.

By:           Daniel Villarreal
On:           Aug 30, 2011
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  • 9 Comments
    • No. 1 · Joe

      This is just trashy! More ideas for the trasy gays among us!

      Aug 30, 2011 at 2:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 2 · David Gervais · Member · 79 comments

      Carnations work particularly well for this, the blue ones at florists are an example.
      Note that I don’t endorse this, I think natural flowers are best.

      Aug 30, 2011 at 3:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 3 · slanty

      I don’t see ANY red in those photos at all, just purples… huh.

      Aug 30, 2011 at 4:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 4 · Jack

      Aw I wish I was in love with a boy to give him roses :( fuck my life

      Aug 30, 2011 at 6:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 5 · Atlas

      Because those are awful looking? I don’t like red roses either. I’m more of a white flowers type.

      Aug 30, 2011 at 8:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 6 · Yellow Belly

      Those are more like hippy roses than gay roses.

      Aug 30, 2011 at 8:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 7 · David Gervais · Member · 79 comments

      Hey, when my BF gives me flowers of any colour, they are the happiest and gayest flowers in the world. Works when I give him flowers too, plus I get one ahead on the Oops, I’m sorry list.

      Aug 30, 2011 at 10:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 8 · ewe

      Beautiful. I love the flowers. What a great idea.

      Aug 31, 2011 at 12:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 9 · the crustybastard

      @Atlas:

      White flowers FTW!

      Aug 31, 2011 at 9:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag

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