Why Stop at “Don’t Say Gay”? Let’s Don’t Say LOTS of Things!

By moving to ban any mention of gay people from classrooms, Tennessee legislators have effectively eliminated the possibility of queer indoctrination. Nice work guys!

Now there is absolutely no chance that children will encounter anything homosexual at school. Of course, homosexual indoctrinators (like ourselves) can still easily bypass the ban through the clever use of euphemisms: we can just say “sensitive” instead of gay, “lacrosse team” instead of lesbians, and “Santorum” when we need to talk about hygiene problems.

But anti-gay forces are already one step ahead of us, as the above video indicates. Their tactic: extending “Don’t Say Gay” to all kinds of words, from “hangnail” to “Radio Shack.” Curses!