If you’re like us, there’s been a cul-de-sac shaped hole in your heart ever since America bade farewell to the ladies of Desperate Housewives. But you can catch up with Susan, Bree, Gabby, Lynette and the rest of the residents of Wisteria Lane on the deluxe Desperate Housewives: The Complete Collection box set, out now from ABC.
It’s got all eight seasons of the Emmy-winning show, plus a bonus disc with exclusive interviews and featurettes, all housed in a collectible replica of Mary Alice’s infamous steamer trunk that is so tasteful even Bree 
would deign to put it on display.
And you know we’ve got one to give away to one lucky Queerty reader!
To enter to win the box set—or one of four copies of Desperate Housewives: The Complete Eighth and Final Season—just tell us which DH character was your favorite. It could be one of the main girls, a supporting character or a special guest star. (We always had a soft spot for bad-boy gay Andrew Van de Kamp)
How about we take this to the next level?
Our newsletter is like a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.
Contestants must include valid e-mail address and reside in the U.S. Entry indicates interest in receiving prize package. Contest ends Sunday, September 30, at 12pm noon.
keithmcd
Andrew. My favorite scene was his pool scene at night before he came out.
k david
Andrew is always been a star for me, but loved Nathan F as Dr. Adam – love him in anything. And Beau M’s Danny is definitely in the running
socaliscorpio
CLEARLY it is Bree Van DeKamp!!!!
Ryan
Justin, played by Ryan Carnes was always my favorite!
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Denys
Mrs. Heuber was hilarious – loved when she would black mail everyone, especially Susan. well because, Susan sucks. Sad she was killed off so early! [email protected]
ElusiveZatchmo
My love will always belong to Andrew. Mhm. 🙂
cmk2877
Felisha Tilman FTW! “I’m gonna make you some pudding!” [email protected]
Adam
Gabby, from the very first episode when she mowed the lawn in her evening gown. She was always so hilarious! [email protected]
Eryn
I will always love Gabby. I secretly always wanted her life lol [email protected]
darkmoonearth
Bree Van DeKamp hands down, hated her overbearing perfectionist attitude at first but, then became wildly addicted to it.
drewonqueerty
Bree Van DeKamp.
She is what I would honestly want to be. I want to be that housewife gay. It’s weird but to raise to pretty great kids, and have the life that everyone loves. Even though she has problems, I think we all have our own. She’s my character. I feel connected to her.
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sfnyc
it’s hard because I love all of them for different reasons but i’ve been team bree from the start!
sfnyc
oops my email is [email protected]
Jerred Yaw
Bree Van de Kamp!!!!!!! She is the best, my mother is just like her.
crudo367
My favorite has to be Laurie Metcalf who played Carolyn Bigsby in the grocery store hostage episode! One of my faves!!! My email is [email protected]. Thanks Queerty!
Michael
I heart Bree Van de Kamp — perfect on the outside and teetering on the edge inside.
Michael
I heart Bree Van de Kamp — perfect on the outside and teetering on the edge inside. – [email protected]
incognitodupin
Bree for sure. Nobody could ever live up to her tight, obsessive personality. [email protected]
RandyPants
My favorite housewife was Lynette. Two words. “Ding dong.”
See here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8najk5QtRw
My house husband would be Tom, but my affair would have been with John Rowland. Of course.
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FangtasiaVamp
My favorite housewife was Gabby. I loved how she was fierce, gorgeous, & ever so stylish! 😉
FangtasiaVamp
@FangtasiaVamp: My email is [email protected]
FangtasiaVamp
My favorite housewife was Gabby. I loved how she was fierce, gorgeous, & ever so stylish! 😉 – [email protected]
Damianvargas
My favorite was Mrs. Mckluskey. Kathryn Joosten was excellent because she made an initially utterly annoying character loveable and someone you cared for. Forget Renee, katharine or Edie, Mrs Mckluskey was truly the 5th desperate housewife. She put her husband in the basement freezer for Christ sake! Thanks for the opportunity. [email protected]
Heya_907
Despite me loving the core four and other miscellaneous characters, my favorite is Mary Alice Young. It all started with her; the mystery, the friendships between the girls, and her omniprescence throughout the seasons tie up the show nicely. My email address: [email protected]
Chris
Without a doubt, my favorite character was Lynette. She was strong in the face of so much pain, maintained a good sense of humor and heart and was a great friend. Whether it was the restaurant disaster or Tom’s infidelity, she handled herself with an overall grace that some of us can only dream of.
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badtungsten
Bree of course!
Mycosyco
Gabby is my fave!
tcdriver
My favorite character was John Rowland, played by Jesse Metcalfe! You have my email.
DickGreenleaf
Jackson Braddock. Gale Harold was the only reason I ever watched DH.
Michael
Brie…half ice-cold, porcelain goddess bitch, half badass. The best of the housewives by a mile. [email protected]
GregJamesNewman
Gabrielle Solis. The fiery Latina is just the right amount funny yet serious. Girl has been through alot! From two cheating scandals, to a blind husband, to a “switched at birth” storyline. Yet even until the end she would find a way to make me laugh each and every episode.
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FFXSoul91
Bree Van de Kamp is not only my favorite Desperate Housewives character, but also my favorite character on any TV show ever!
FFXSoul91
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redball
Gaby Solis! True, she could be such a spoiled brat but she learned lessons from it every time and her never-ending humor kept me in stitches.
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RomanHans
What, not a word about Mike Delfino, the hunky plumber? All the craziness swirling around him made his solid DILF charm stand out even more. [email protected]
adamgbass
Mrs. McCluskey was by far my favorite character on Wisteria Lane.
gabe_pro
Bree Van de Kamp! Prefect and icy on the outside but warm and a mess on the inside
BrokebackBob
As entertaining as the show is/was,
I am blessed that I am not stupid or
desperate enough to buy this worthless
swag.
TortusW
While Andrew was always a great character, it was watching him that caused me to fall in love with Bree Van De Kamp. Marcia Cross played her beautifully, and I felt like Bree always had the best lines, the best character development, and avoided becoming a cliche of herself a bit better than the other 3 wives did.
Anthony
Of course… the one… the only… Bree Van de Kamp! During her alcoholic phase, Bree never drank alone… I was usually enjoying a glass of wine right along with her.
Anthony
Bree Van de Kamp – [email protected]
Burr
Definitely Bree Van de Kamp!
Domestic housewife goddess, haaaaay! :]
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