Alright, so by now we all know that Madonna‘s adopted/stolen a baby from Malawi.
So, how does Madge feel now that’s she gotten her new guppie? In a statement, the pop-star insisted, “It’s so worth it. He’s just the best baby ever. Guy and I have never been happier.”
See the above picture? That’s the new baby. Who’s that woman holding the baby? Not Madonna. But don’t worry, Madonna’s really, really excited about the baby. So excited, in fact, that she can only hold its bottle.
She probably can’t concentrate as she plots her next baby crime-spree. The Daily Mail reports:
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And she has already got her eyes on a three-year-old girl from the same village as David. Describing the moment she saw her, she said: “I looked at this child with questioning dark eyes and the saddest smile. I thought, ‘She looks just like me.’ I told Guy, ‘We must give this child a home, too.'”
Damn! This bitch is far crazier than we ever imagined! Her excessive fame fame has either turned her brain to mush or she lives in a parallel universe (or both, actually). Anyway you cut it, she’s out of control.
Does she plan on just taking babies until someone stops her? Is she trying for an entire rainbow of children? We’ve got Lourdes, who is brown, Rocco, who’s a little cracker if we ever saw one, and now little black Daniel.
Where will she strike next? Your guess is as good/offensive as ours.
finger
WHY BASH MADONNA?? She is certainly not the first celeb to adopt from overseas. Why everyone chooses to overlook the fact that this a beautiful thing is beyond me. Had she been just a rich(or not) non famous woman this would not have made it near the papers. BAck off and let her take care of this baby.
Angelina and Brad are made into saints and Madonna is vilified. Disgusting
FizziekruntNT
I think she may appear in Miami for her next child snatching. I think she’s got a thing for paella, and well…you know those Cubanos and their cooking!
Anon
Wouldn’t a nice Jewish baby give her some more genuine kabbalah cred? Hah.
This situation is so thoroughly fucked up. G-d forbid someone actually consider the children who are need families (and unlike this baby, actually have no parents or are being abused) right in their own town/state/country… or wait, how about right down the street?!?
Michael
Why all the hubbub about this? Isn’t it better that the baby have a home than not? Madonna may not be a perfect person, but she can adopt me anytime. Seriously, why trash someone when they are doing something good?
Lynn Campbell
OMG if Madonna wants to a give a child a home and a family and love that he would not of even dreamed of having…… then let her! I am very sure that if you asked all those children in Africia (those that are old enough) they too would love to be given a home…. and maybe this will open the gates to give others a chance to adopt in Africia.
Kudos to you Madonna….. I would do the same thing in your position (but no one would put my name in the paper).
Jerry
The point being that Madonna used her wealth and fame to circumvent a lot of legalities to get this baby, where Angelina, for example, went by the letter of the law.
An Adult
You guys have a lame sense of humor. Kids need homes and bless those who give it to them. Stop being bitches and grow up.
bhavika
i think her baby is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo cutie and i think she is gonna make the baby’s future good.
Monika
You know its just like human beings….when the rich dont do anything with your celebrity status and money to improve the world….people talk nasty about them and when they do something good like in this particular case people STILL talk nasty about them, its a freakin’ catch 22…..she is using her celebritydom and money for a good cause and not buying cocain and trivial stuff with it…..instead of encouraging her you are bashing her?….why does your manhood feel threaten by this woman? get over it…..
Charlie
Get over yourself Monika.
The point is that while it IS great that madonna wants to adopt a child, perhaps she could be looking in her own back yard. Right now in England there are thousands of children who don’t have a home. And while she might want to help out some African kids, with her INCREDIBLE wealth, she ought to be doing more than just taking the children of f their hands, she should be setting up education and welfare programs that benefit the community as a whole. That way, the child’s family and/or community can find ways to support the child.
a teenager
i think madonna is doin a very good thing by adopting an unfortunate child the baby would never experience things he is goin to without madonna people should just lay off and give the woman a break after all she is a good mother
Cody
Oh let’s see here – – Child in under-developed African country without a mother or….Madonna’s house…figure it out.
Queerty is getting so lame…I hardly ever come to this site anymore because, frankly, I forget that it exists. The content is horrendous and always old news.
Good Job!!!
Maria
You know i’m not happy to hear that madonna adopted a little “ulgy” baby. Sorry, I shouldn’t have said that. As a Celeb. People want to look at your children. I”m sure they are on top of lourdes and Rocco. But now you have David and he’s just going to grow up and end up as the “extra” child….on the side. Its not Madonna’s son! Its Madonna’s adopted son. or the poor little black boy that she has. Thats sad but its the truth. The Father of the little boy….is just concerned about how much money he is going to get when the boy is older.
Why doesn’t (if madonna cares) give that family the father and david bunda some money and or buy them a house or move to america and start a new life. Why doesn’t madonna just be happy with the beautiful family she already has/had. a husban, daughter and son. 1 daughter and 1 son….you have the whole package. 1 of each. I just she wanted more children and probably of her age 48 can’t have anymore. But I’m sure she is going to love this child but NOT AS MUCH AS SHE LOVES LOURDES, THEN ROCCO. A DAUGHTER IS SPECIAL TO MADONNA ……SHE NAMED HER WHAT AFTER A PLACE THAT HER OWN MOTHER LOVED.
I think that madonna should just devote her time to her young children lourdes & rocco only……they need her the most. they are her children! if you want to help a village help, be there but don’t take the whole village into your home. This Boy david is just going to end up as an out cast………but hey he won’t care I guess cause he’ll have the money. after all when madonna’s 60 he’ll be 12? and 22 she’ll be 70. Think about the age as well. You want to be there for them and not die of old age when their like 15.
I am against this adoption. I think she should have helped the boy by helping his family. Now this child’s live is not any better……..so what about money. People around the world are going to say “the poor little black boy!”
john
“oh the poor little black boy” Look there’s Lourdes Maria Ciccone eon….she looks like her mother….especially when madonna had darker hair. There’s Rocco Ciccone Richie looks like the father mostly. But has some looks of his mother.
Can you imagine when the 2 kids get into fights with David “Well our mommy is not your real mommy, she’s ours!” “you are adopted!” “you don’t look like us!” Sorry but thats the truth people /children are cruel……..that will never change.
Help the community….its all for show! Its the in thing to do in hollywood is to adopt strays and how do you know that in her heart deep down…..that she can actually love some 14 month old then the 2 she had for the longest time that grew in her belly? There is not comparsion. OF course she’ll love him, but c’mon more than lourdes? You know how close she is with her own daughter? More than the biological son rocco? Come on guy?
Its all a media thing. Well why just one then? If its not she should pour all of the money to every poor black child out there in afica? right? why just 1. There are worse cases then david.
Maria, your right……..give time to your own children Lourdes and Rocco. Help the others around, Help, love , care give……but don’t take them home with you. That will just make it worse for the child The “adopted boy will be there always” The word “adopted” NOT son…
234uoi
Black babies are just ugly! They are they look like little trolls. I hardly see anyone cuewing at them on the bus. They just stare at them and then turn their heads.
That boy looks like a Troll. haha. Its funny when the family picture comes out 2 nice kids that are related and a black little baby boy with curly sticky hair. what a troll.
nyc301
234uoi: I’d hate to see what YOU look like you racist freak.
mimi
I am sure madonna will always love lourdes and rocco more than david.
I have a 7 year old girl and I couldn ‘t have anymore children we adopted a little girl from china and everyone stares….its just human nature. My biological daughter looks alot like me. But the one from china doesn’t at all.
I love both my daughters! But honestly yes, its true. I love my first one a little more, because she is mine. I had her, my flesh and blood. I don’t treat them differently but when its love just a little more toward my natural daughter….I can’t help it.
rebecca
234uoi is a racist. Of course black babies are cute, all babies are cute. Shame on you for talking about a little baby in this way. You’re probably just jealous because chances are youre an ugly fat twat.
nicola
234uoi what a nasty, twisted, mean racist you are. You have probably never carried out a good deed during your miserable warped existence. Madonna has secured her place in heaven whilst your heading to hell. Your the troll, you Nazi-bet your fat as well.
234uoi
Actually I’m fit, I work out in a gym 4 days a week. I have light blue eyes and sandy dark blond hair.
I have a girl friend. so I can’t be a “twat”
I bet madonna does love Lourdes and Rocco more than David. After all they are her children that grew in her womb.
Black babies are ugly, I’m just being honest. I’m sure many people out there think that why…but no one says anything why? because they are scared its not politically correct etc…
Black babies look like trolls! They are just nasty.
KIm
lol! fit/blonde/blue eyed…you wish u white trash chubby tattooed 30 something year old loner turd who hangs around neo-nazi sites/on the internet calling blacks ugly (yeah..aren’t white people real smart !)..and even if you look the way u say we all know your ugly as sin & don’t have a life.