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Won’t You Meet Cazwell At The Ice Cream Truck?

Food-obsessed singer Cazwell, of “I Saw Beyonce at Burger King” fame, returns with with “Ice Cream Truck,” a video that serves as an excuse for beautiful toned men to place frozen phallic objects to their tongues. And while Katy Perry already beat Cazwell to song-of-the-summer status, maybe this can play in the background when you pop open the fire hydrants?

By:           JD
On:           Aug 4, 2010
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  • 30 Comments
    • jimmy
      jimmy

      my ears bleed but i’m sight is safe with the amount of eye candy

      Aug 4, 2010 at 4:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fitz
      Fitz

      Caz is HOT. And he is a geek and a nerd (it looks like), which is hot too. And his music is FUN. LOVE Cazwell. makes me wish I was a little younger.

      Aug 4, 2010 at 4:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • L.
      L.

      “Beyonce” I found really quirky and funny. This, to me, is no “Beyonce”, by a wide margin.

      OK, far more and better totty on display, but that doesn’t help my ears.

      Aug 4, 2010 at 4:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Qjersey
      Qjersey

      My favorite track is still “I buy my socks on 14th St.”

      Aug 4, 2010 at 6:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fredo777
      fredo777

      I love Cazwell. He’s so raunchy in tracks like “All Over Your Face” from the Another Gay Movie soundtrack.

      Aug 4, 2010 at 6:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • gert
      gert

      yeah the steroids make great eye candy. Caz I like but not beauty drugs.

      Aug 4, 2010 at 6:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jj
      jj

      fun song, fun video

      Aug 4, 2010 at 6:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • james_from_the_great_city_of_cambridge
      james_from_the_great_city_of_cambridge

      His absolute best track is “watch my mouth”…super catchy and great video. Youtube it.

      Aug 4, 2010 at 8:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael
      Michael

      Cazwell rocks. I used to know him when I lived in NYC.

      Aug 4, 2010 at 10:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Eminent Victorian
      Eminent Victorian

      He seemed to start out so well, but his songs are getting progressively dumber. Thank goodness for the eye candy.

      Aug 4, 2010 at 11:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • L.
      L.

      (The guy who designed this page should have a chat with the one designing Morning Goods.)

      Aug 5, 2010 at 9:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DR
      DR

      It’s a fun little ditty by a gay rapper, and how many of those are there??? Just enjoy it for what it is.

      Aug 5, 2010 at 11:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jack E. Jett
      Jack E. Jett

      the guy in the boxers with his sexy dance doesn’t know that someday i will be his lover and swallow his cream.

      Aug 5, 2010 at 2:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jon
      Jon

      @gert:
      STFU. Those guys aren’t even that big. You must be fat…

      Aug 5, 2010 at 2:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • adam
      adam

      MTV won’t play this because MTV is homophobic towards the concept of something that appeals to gay and bisexual men. They’re a very homophobic organization at MTV. If it was bikini-clad women, they’d play it.

      As I said, MTV is extremely homophobic.

      Aug 6, 2010 at 6:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MaybeTruth
      MaybeTruth

      How embarrassing. That Cazwell has a face like a retard and that little nitwit/chipmunk voice. He’s not even from New York anyway. And those gays dressed up as baggy-shorts Hispanics? Somebody send Cazwell to the Bronx so he gets beat up by real street toughs.

      Aug 6, 2010 at 9:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike
      Mike

      I don’t know Adam, I keep seeing a lot of hot gay make out sessions on the Real World.

      Aug 6, 2010 at 4:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jayel
      Jayel

      @MaybeTruth: How about we send those baggy short hispanics to our neighborhood to come clean our toilets. Us gays invented music and arts, we don’t need to copy anyone. and we certainly don’t walk in the ghetto parts of town. Sounds like you have a minority complex, but honey, if you like it or not us gays are far richer, prettier and more educated than those hispanics in the bronx.

      Aug 7, 2010 at 10:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Eminent Victorian
      Eminent Victorian

      I certainly don’t hate Cazwell; I just think this is an irritating, uninteresting song.

      Aug 7, 2010 at 10:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Marcelo
      Marcelo

      @Jayel: You’re such a douche. Just cuz MaybeTruth is such a dickwad, doesn’t make your ranting against Hispanics/Latinos any better. I hate it when people feel superior based on some twisted concept of their racial/sexual/gender identity.

      BTW Cazwell is great, and I think the song is awesome, even without the video.

      Aug 8, 2010 at 7:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • kenny
      kenny

      @MaybeTruth:

      Please get the fuck over yourself it must really threaten your own sexuality and masculinity to make such a stupid ass veiled threat like the one you made.Grow up and learn something about TOLERANCE you suck at it and fail miserably in that area period.

      Aug 9, 2010 at 6:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • J.
      J.

      @Jayel:
      What the fuck are you guys talking about?

      Aug 9, 2010 at 11:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hilarious
      Hilarious

      Don’t know what the complaining is about. I’ve heard much worse, this song was not that bad. The video was HOT!

      Aug 17, 2010 at 6:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • John
      John

      @Fitz:

      He’s 38, so he’s not young, either.

      Aug 30, 2010 at 6:11 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Freddi
      Freddi

      @John:

      Just what the fuk do you consider young?? 38 is NOT young??

      Dec 16, 2010 at 1:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Freddi
      Freddi

      @John:

      Oh and btw, he was born in 1979 which would make him 31 around or abouts.

      Dec 16, 2010 at 1:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • victoria
      victoria

      Im sad these guys are gay :( are they all gay?

      Mar 9, 2011 at 1:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • divkid
      divkid

      @victoria:” Im sad these guys are gay :( are they all gay”?

      yes! and whaty’a gonna do about it… hey!?

      and wanna know what else too?

      … so is your boyfriend, and every future boyfriend you’ll ever have — coz, like, it’s a conspiracy against just you and only you; and our mission is to make your life a helllll by turning every damn one of those damn fine men, and converting them to our evil lifestyle!.

      and then fast foward to you age 50yrs — WITH NO ONE — stuck in surprisingly well colour- coordinated house, (but also with a loveless house), full of incontinent cats.
      well, then, right at that moment were coming for the cats too. we’ll shag them, and turn those pisssy pussies gay too!!!

      you may as well end it all now! right this instant.

      wait! lol im just joshing you ; -)
      seriously, those guys in the video? who the fuck knows anymore. all lads these days have become vain and body obsessed. don’t you think?
      tell you what, you can try your look with any of them. but leave that last one in the photo for me — dayum, that fucker is fiiiine :-P

      peace xoxo

      Mar 9, 2011 at 3:34 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • divkid
      divkid

      @divkid: ooops, i think i may have frightened her off…

      i made a young girl miserable. : -(

      hell, yeah, my work here is done! ;-)

      Mar 9, 2011 at 4:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • divkid
      divkid

      @divkid: 28. slightly anal edit (but y’know i’ve got standards):
      …you can try your “luck” with any of them..

      Mar 9, 2011 at 4:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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