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WY High School Coach Resigns For Asking “Sissy Girly-Man” Players If They’re Queer

Pat Lynch, the head football coach of Buffalo High School recently resigned after giving his players a handout asking them whether their hurt feelings result from being a thin-skinned, pussy, queer, little sissy, bitch, cry baby who has woman-like hormones and gets easily butt hurt. The man now works as the high school’s guidance counselor where he will presumably offer advice to thin-skinned, sissy bitch, pussy queers who get easily butt hurt. The district must be incredibly hard up for guidance counselors.

By:           Daniel Villarreal
On:           Nov 11, 2011
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  • 23 Comments
    • Victor
      Victor

      Did I miss the part where he apologized to the players?

      Nov 11, 2011 at 5:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kevin_BGFH
      Kevin_BGFH

      He now works as the school’s GUIDANCE COUNSELOR? Oh dear God.

      Nov 11, 2011 at 5:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Daniel Villarreal
      Daniel Villarreal

      @Victor: No. No you didn’t.

      Nov 11, 2011 at 5:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ian
      Ian

      Can’t believe they made this guy a guidance counselor. I suspect this kind of idiocy is far more prevalent than people know. Between crap like this and all the evangelical prayer-on -the-field nonsense, it makes for a hostile environment for too many young LGBTQ kids out there.

      Nov 11, 2011 at 5:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kat
      Kat

      I love how the “real man” is the bully.

      Nov 11, 2011 at 5:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MikeE
      MikeE

      if you read the article that Queerty quotes, he is not “now the school’s guidance counselor”.

      He “stays on as guidance counselor”. Presumably because – despite his dearth of actual qualifications – he was a school guidance counselor before this incident.

      See how easy it is to skew the facts in an article? just leave out one little part of a line and suddenly, this monster goes from being coach one day to guidance counselor the next.

      I agree wholeheartedly that he should NOT have been permitted to keep the counseling job as well. He SHOULD have been fired. Period. he is obviously patently unqualified to be a teacher or to function in any way, shape or form around children.

      Nov 11, 2011 at 6:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Otis Criblecoblis
      Otis Criblecoblis

      This reminds me of the indie film “The Slaughter Rule,” where the football coach (David Morse) acts all macho but secretly harbors intimate feelings for his quarterback, played by Ryan Gosling (well-acted & highly recommended, btw).

      Wanna bet Pat Lynch has his own sexuality issues going on?

      Nov 11, 2011 at 6:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Will
      Will

      @Otis Criblecoblis: My reaction to your post *skimskimskimskimOOOH RYAN GOSLING!*…*goes back for in-depth reading*

      Nov 11, 2011 at 7:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hal Shipman
      Hal Shipman

      @Will – Fuck that – I did that when I saw “David Morse” Must. See. This. Film.

      Nov 11, 2011 at 9:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Otis Criblecoblis
      Otis Criblecoblis

      @ Will & @ Hal – yes, the film is definitely worth seeing …a bit dark, but very well done. Ryan Gosling is soooo sexy & really shows his young acting chops, and David Morse is tremendous as well. Oh, and the music soundtrack is quite memorable too.

      Nov 11, 2011 at 11:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MTgirl
      MTgirl

      MT@Ian:
      I went to BHS and he’s always been a guidence counselor….and a shitty one at that

      Nov 12, 2011 at 1:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sebizzar
      Sebizzar

      Wow. I hope everyone from that school humiliates & taunts him so much that he becomes the victim of bullying, since he obviously doesn’t know what it feels like. And when he cries about it I hope somebody tells him he’s not a “real man” & shoves his paper in his face.

      Nov 12, 2011 at 8:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hf2hvit
      hf2hvit

      He’s probably in Jerry Sandusky’s club

      Nov 12, 2011 at 12:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Henry
      Henry

      I thought I smelled baked fish, but it was just Wendy.

      Nov 12, 2011 at 1:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Vigilius Rex
      Vigilius Rex

      Who wants to bet that Pat Lynch was raped as a little boy by a heterosexual man? Perhaps he was raped with a “metal tool” that will always remain unspecified.

      Nov 12, 2011 at 2:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dave
      Dave

      It’s Wyoming. Seriously, people always target Texas as the right-wing capital of all that’s evil–but Wyoming makes all of Texas look like the Castro by comparison.

      Nov 12, 2011 at 4:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dave
      Dave

      @Hal Shipman: Amen and Hell Yeah!

      Nov 12, 2011 at 4:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Greg (other Greg)
      Greg (other Greg)

      “My butt is easliy [sic] hurt.”

      Gee, I wonder why his mind went there!

      Nov 12, 2011 at 4:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tree
      Tree

      Did I miss where this is supposed to be satirical? I took this article quite seriously, and re posted it on Facebook. Now I’m being made fun of because apparently this is to be taken lightly. ? I don’t agree.

      Nov 12, 2011 at 11:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DNK
      DNK

      This is that same form one of the officers on my ship printed out. They got removed a week later, probably after a talking to.

      Nov 13, 2011 at 3:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • the crustybastard
      the crustybastard

      Jesus Christ, that slip of paper contains more contempt for women than a typical “Jason” post.

      Nov 13, 2011 at 5:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • EK
      EK

      Believe it or not, the guy who took over as coach is my gf’s brother. Ironic? Just a bit.

      Nov 14, 2011 at 4:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • perdeep
      perdeep

      Oh my god, and he’s still the guidance counsellor? Can you imagine an insecure, unpopular, teenaged girl going to him for life advice? He would probably tell her to stay the fuck in the kitchen until a real man came along and pumped her full of babies. LOOK AT THAT FUCKING HANDOUT. There are plenty of guidance counsellors in mysoginistic fundamentalist societies who are more respectful than this asshole.

      Nov 14, 2011 at 5:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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