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Pop quiz, hot shot! If actress Katie Holmes says she wants to be stuck in an elevator with "Tom and Suri" and also describes her heaven as "falling in love with Tom and our daughter," how long does the elevator have to stay stuck before Holmes finds heaven? [MG]

Feb 25, 2008 · Link · 5 Responses
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Comments (5)

No. 1 · Dawster

wait, how many floors does the elevator have to drop?

Posted: Feb 25, 2008 at 3:13 pm
No. 2 · Woof

How many levels in Dante's inferno?

Posted: Feb 25, 2008 at 3:17 pm
No. 3 · Maverick69

Wow !!!!! That is one nutty bitch.

hmm, I wonder who has such a powerful dick like Tom that can turn me into a Stepford Wife?

Posted: Feb 25, 2008 at 3:55 pm
No. 4 · ben

They'll die of thirst before they die of starvation.

Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 1:02 am
No. 5 · todd

They should just die - period. Run Posh and Becks, run from these people before they turn you into Will and Jada!!

Posted: Feb 26, 2008 at 10:39 am
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