Pop quiz, hot shot! If actress Katie Holmes says she wants to be stuck in an elevator with “Tom and Suri” and also describes her heaven as “falling in love with Tom and our daughter,” how long does the elevator have to stay stuck before Holmes finds heaven? [MG]
X + Y = Heaven On Earth?
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Dawster
wait, how many floors does the elevator have to drop?
Woof
How many levels in Dante’s inferno?
Maverick69
Wow !!!!! That is one nutty bitch.
hmm, I wonder who has such a powerful dick like Tom that can turn me into a Stepford Wife?
ben
They’ll die of thirst before they die of starvation.
todd
They should just die – period. Run Posh and Becks, run from these people before they turn you into Will and Jada!!