Christmas has come a week early in the form of British beefcake foreskin.
Our favorite naked athletes, the Warwick Rowers, have released a new video chronicling the creation of their 2015 calendar, and it’s chock full of pale-skinned peen.
Watch as a drone camera creepily captures the good-sported beauties as they frolic through the woods in what can only be described as a pipe dream.
Still, it sure is nice to dream.
How about we take this to the next level?
Our newsletter is like a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.
And remember, the proceeds of the calendar go towards fighting homophobia, so consider using one to stuff someone’s stocking this year. Or your own, we won’t judge.
Garrett
So much fleshy goodness!
AdrianS
Beautiful boys as ever.
MarionPaige
isn’t this getting more than a little bit creepy? What’s with one naked guy holding up the leg of another naked guy? Is it possible to get herpes of the neck?
People keep talking about all the free porn readily available on the net AND YET, there are enough hard up Queens still to go wild over shots of flaccid penis
MarionPaige
search “lance alexander” and you can bet a free teaser clip of something to actually get excited over
Ronbo
@MarionPaige: From your comments, are we to understand that you are a diseased creep? Your projection is your flaccid reflection.
Derek Williams
So delicious!
Derek Williams
Video doesn’t play! 🙁
dhmonarch89
every dick I saw was uncut- I know that’s the norn in France, Italy- but I thought England was more like us….is that the norm in UK- or is this just a unique bunch?????
Trippy
@dhmonarch89: I think it’s mostly an uncut nation. To hear the freaky Andrew Sullivan talk about it, he’s the only kid to come out of Merry Ol’ England without a foreskin in over 100 yrs… and he’s ever so pissed about it, too.
hudson
@dhmonarch89: its the norm.
dhmonarch89
thanks for the answers 😉
Sluggo2007
I would have been nice to have a working video.
pankra001
The video doesn’t work for me either.
Bromancer7
The video was working for me yesterday but stopped working last night. Very odd.
Bromancer7
Well I found a link that works but apparently the comment system won’t let me post it.
christinea
just as Bernard answered I am dazzled that a single mom can get paid $7977 in four weeks on the internet . try this out
http://goo.gl/2YIxtx
jegvihar
@dhmonarch89 European boys are uncut because they are not jewishes. So simply. I’m glad I’m European 🙂
Stache99
@jegvihar: Uncut c*ck looks so much better and natural in the outdoors. Not to mention protected. Never understand the American need to mutilate.
Charlie in Charge
Well this sure took the edge off of my day.
cflekken
So. Much. Yum.
Bromancer7
And I’ll try this again, since apparently spammers are allowed to post links but regular commenters are not?
http://goo.gl/fxsd13
Ms Urethra Johnson
Did I just dream this? …replay… No … Must take a nap now… see you in my dreams in 10 minutes guys…
JimmyJ
I just threw up in my mouth. Nasty shits!
mc4bbs
@Stache99: They’re learning… the U.S. circumcision rate has fallen significantly over the past 20 years — not to say the CDC (United States Centre for Disease Control) isn’t trying to promote it for some stupid reason.
I'm Black, and HIV-Positive.
Gorgeous videography! I greatly appreciated watching that!
I'm Black, and HIV-Positive.
@Garrett: @AdrianS: @cflekken: It was heavenly wasn’t it?
I'm Black, and HIV-Positive.
@Bromancer7: LOL! And how many times did you just say you tried to watch that video? LOL!
I'm Black, and HIV-Positive.
@dhmonarch89: That’s the norm according “UK Naked Men”! And I highly recommend that you “investigate” the source!
I'm Black, and HIV-Positive.
@Derek Williams: @Sluggo2007: @pankra001: Didn’t play? Sorry to hear that. It was a beautiful video. Seriously.
I'm Black, and HIV-Positive.
@MarionPaige: Lance Alexander? Oh no. He’s the worst. I thought he was so beautiful to look at the first time I saw him, but I became a bit a jaded when it turned out that he never topped. So I did some research on him: Turns out that he’s formerly an actual professional athlete, I forget which sport, and that he was just looking for some “modeling work”. But – he’s also all the way straight, and thinks that that’s an excuse in gay porn for him not to have to be a top. Not even one time. Literally. He says he’s just doing what the director is instructing, but still; he never, ever tops! Not ever one time. Disgraceful.
I'm Black, and HIV-Positive.
@JimmyJ: Burn in Hell bitch! Filthy breeder!
JimmyJ
Filthy breeder? Um, dude you need help. You’re always trying to get a reaction out of everyone in here, and your name isn’t very subtle either. I like guys, just not these guys. They make me my dick sad! I like neither European dudes nor straight dudes. European straight dudes are even worse!
MarionPaige
Lance Alexander “topped” a woman for nextdoorhookups. Don’t think he’s old enough to have been a pro athlete.
Saint Law
@I’m Black, and HIV-Positive.: Are you having an orgasm or an aneurysm?
I'm Black, and HIV-Positive.
@JimmyJ: My name isn’t supposed to be subtle you clearly stupid fag! Now is it supposed to be for your clearly bigoted tastes Masta? Then I smoked your bitch ass out exactly! Just like I did Saint Law’s!
Tell you what bigot: Why don’t you just hop back into your fucking time machine bitch, and go back to a time when everyone had to conform to that rascist, white, homophobic standard that you’re so comfortable with, because you didn’t have to open your bitch mouth up in the first place just to call all of us “nasty shits” for indulging in our homosexual tastes. And this comments section is clearly open to all of us to respond back to your ruthless, bitch ass too, so I suggest you check yourself ho!
And you’re gay, but you don’t find straight, or European men attractive? Wow. Thanks for sharing, but you clearly still didn’t need to insult all of us for that to be stated. To each his own, and that would clearly make the nasty shit around here you obviously inhibited closet creep, so eat it!
I'm Black, and HIV-Positive.
@MarionPaige: Wow. Although I could be wrong with how far he got in his athletics career, he’s not old enough to be a professional athlete? Gee. I wonder what planet that is. Soccer players are pretty young, and in our new, enlightened age I would think that everyone would consider them athletes.
And he topped a woman? Then I take it you must be a woman, because that’s called merely being heterosexual where all of the rest of us are concerned – thanks! Furthermore, I wasn’t aware that there was a specific section of heterosexuality that’s been reserved for only men who get penetrated (via strap-on?) for him fucking a woman to be called “topping”. That’s merely how heterosexual sex occurs, and it’s kind of vanilla if you ask me. So my profile of him still stands Mr. Disambiguous.
I'm Black, and HIV-Positive.
@Saint Law: “Are you having an orgasm or an aneurysm?”
Are you having an orgasm!? Are you interested in me now!? WTF!? Why do you ask!? You trying to make a pass at me now jerk!? I thought you hated me for being attracted to white men!!! Now you’re making passes at me!? What kind of a ho do you take me for – expecting me to just give in to your advances, after all the attacks I’ve suffered through, and at your hands!? Are you white!? Because I’ll tell you if you’re white!!! Oh, you are having an aneurysm!!! Ha ha ha!
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
I really, really like their oars…………………. :p
Random
@I’m Black, and HIV-Positive.:
Strictly speaking, you’re wrong since, Lance Alexander topped Bradley Hudson for Dylanlucas.com back in 2012. True, he also got fucked in the same scene but the video is billed as ‘Lance Alexander Tops For The First Time’ so it’s not true to say he ‘never, ever tops’.
riain
@MarionPaige: bitter much? What’s your fecking problem with others liking something YOU don’t?
cooperxx
does it really matter if their cut or uncut, a penis is a penis, its sad that other men judge other men based on if they’re cut or not…grow the f*ck up
Hugh
@Trippy: Male genital cutting started to become fashionable in the England (but not the rest of the UK) as it did in the US and the rest of the Commonwealth in the first half of the 20th century, but it only really caught on among the upper classes and their wouldbes (such as Christopher Hitchins’ mother). It fell back to a residual level when the newly formed National Health Service wouldn’t pay extra for it, and when a doctor called Gairdner published a damning study called “The Fate of the Foreskin”. And Englishmen are not dying like flies from any of the kinds of dickrot it’s supposed to be good against.