More fun from the kids at Overheard in New York:

Girl: Isn't Rumsfeld gay? I mean, isn't he, like, a known closet queen?
Queer: I don't… Is he? Is my 'dar off?
Girl: I think so.
Queer: No, I don't. I can't imagine any gay man would be self-hating enough to fuck Donald Rumsfeld.
Girl: Oh, please. Gay men have been self-hating enough to kill other gay men.
Queer: Yeah, but killing someone and fucking Rumsfeld are two very different things.

That's the wisest thing we've heard all day.