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You Stole A Lot Of Movies From The Internet This Week. Here’s What’s Gay About Them.

The Hollywood Reporter just ran a list of the top 10 pirated films of the week–the most popular titles you’re illegally downloading and watching on your laptops–and nearly half of them involve some kind of gayness.

Not that that’s a prerequisite for internet piracy. If it were you would have found a way to get your hands on a free download of Fast Five.

SPOILERS AHEAD…

1. X-Men: First Class – In case you weren’t already well aware, this installment arrives fully metaphor-equipped with its own “don’t ask/don’t tell” reference and off-camera speculation about its characters and their needs.

2. Unknown

3. Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

4. Hall Pass

5. Just Go With It – The proud moment in when closeted-and-married-to-Nicole-Kidman Dave Matthews picks up a coconut with his clenchy buttcheeks [see above clip].

6. The Hangover Part II – Trans porn star Yasmin Lee is featured as a stripper who has her way with Ed Helms. And he likes it. Opinions about how good this is for transpeople vary wildly.

7. The Adjustment Bureau

8. Priest – Nope, not this cruddy vampire-killing man-of-God movie, which is kind of weird. Most vampire and/or priest movies usually arrive bearing at least a bit of tangential homosexuality.

9. Paul – Nick Frost and Simon Pegg play best friends transporting an alien back to his mothership and Frost spends the whole film moping about Pegg falling for Kristen Wiig. Frost’s possible gay crush is mentioned but never resolved. Weird.

10. I Am Number Four – Somebody from Glee is in it.

 

 

 

By:           Dave White
On:           Jun 14, 2011
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  • 6 Comments
    • Vinci S.
      Vinci S.

      #5 and #6 should carry spoiler warnings if you care about that kind of stuff. Not that I care about Hangover II, which was truly awful, but, still, have respect for people who haven’t seen it.

      Jun 14, 2011 at 2:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dave White
      Dave White

      @vinci s. oops. spoiler warning now in place…

      Jun 14, 2011 at 2:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jeff4justice
      jeff4justice

      Web comment test.

      Jun 14, 2011 at 3:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Red Meat
      Red Meat

      10. I Am Number Four – Somebody from Glee is in it.

      LOL

      Jun 14, 2011 at 9:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TehLonelyMon
      TehLonelyMon

      Pretty sure 99% of the piracy was for the x-men prequel was for what is in the spoiler alert jumble word below.

      (E)(E)(I)(L)(N)(O)(R)(V)(W)
      (A)(C)(E)(M)(O)

      Jun 14, 2011 at 11:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TehLonelyMon
      TehLonelyMon

      @TehLonelyMon:
      *Pretty sure 99% of the piracy for the x-men prequel was for what is in the spoiler alert jumble word below.

      (E)(E)(I)(L)(N)(O)(R)(V)(W)
      (A)(C)(E)(M)(O)

      Jun 14, 2011 at 11:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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