Your Davey Wavey Daily: BlackBerry Edition
 
 

Queerty YouTube mascot Davey Wavey continues to offer insight into our daily lives! This time he's battling back against the BlackBerry, which he does not own. (The kid doesn't even get text messages on his phone. THE HUMANITY!) We need to start living in the here and now, insists Davey, because somehow checking your email on the go and reading the New York Times' mobile site is more of a time waste than, say, lingering on YouTube watching some shirtless guy spill suggestions.

 
 
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Comments (19)

No. 1 · Quentin

OK, good, so we're all in agreement: these vids are best watched with the sound off?

As much as I want to get in line with this touchy-feely stuff, I really have a hard time buying into what he says when he parades around in underwear. I'm sure his logic is, "Hey, if this is what it takes to bring people in to hear the message, so be it." But I can't believe he doesn't understand that the message is lost amidst a sea of awesome pecs and perfect abs.

I'm totally fine with the pretty pictures. He can keep those coming. I'm a little tired of the sycophants in his comments section who gush over his "happy" philosophy and tell him how brilliant he is when (and let's be honest) they're just showing up for their daily wank session.

If this were a Jim Carrey movie and commenters could only type what they were really thinking, there'd be a lot less support for his New Age mumbo-jumbo and a lot more, "Dammit, shut up and go do the splits!"

Posted: Apr 24, 2009 at 9:51 am
No. 2 · Woof

GURL

Posted: Apr 24, 2009 at 9:57 am
No. 3 · HayYall

Davey Wavey just may be the proof doctors have been looking for that it is, in fact, possible to overdose on anti-depressants.

Posted: Apr 24, 2009 at 11:20 am
No. 4 · rogue dandelion

twitter backlash has jumped the shark

Posted: Apr 24, 2009 at 12:05 pm
No. 5 · Paul

Correction for Queerty:

"We need to start living in the here and now, insists Davey, because somehow checking your email on the go and reading the New York Times' mobile site is more of a time waste than, say, lingering on YouTube MAKING some PREACHY shirtless guy videos."

Posted: Apr 24, 2009 at 1:10 pm
No. 6 · SteamPunk

Blackberry makes a slider phone? I don't think so.

Unless he's not saying he is using a Blackberry. But, I'm nitpicking :)

Posted: Apr 24, 2009 at 2:39 pm
No. 7 · jake

did a girl love gay guys so much she died and came back as this guy?

Posted: Apr 24, 2009 at 2:46 pm
No. 8 · TANK

davey wavey found dead in room. Cause of death: starvation. Apparently mr. wavey forgot that his door swings inward, and couldn't get out of his room for serveral weeks. After four days of screaming for help, he lost his voice and collapsed in a big pile of easter candy which he couldn't eat because of the wrappers.

Posted: Apr 24, 2009 at 2:49 pm
No. 9 · Tommy

PLEASE stop featuring this douche bag!

Posted: Apr 24, 2009 at 4:40 pm
No. 10 · Josh

Does she have a vagina? To quote a line from Mean Girls "he's too gay to function!" What a turn off! He, excuse me, she would have to lay there and not say a word. (or move, or gesture,etc…)Yuck!

Posted: Apr 24, 2009 at 4:47 pm
No. 11 · Phil

@Josh: I, for one, think he's adorable.

Posted: Apr 24, 2009 at 5:45 pm
No. 12 · orpheus_lost

Looks like the Bitter Queen Brigade has already shown up. This is a sweet natured guy who wants to spread happiness but all the BQB can do is bitch and moan about him – alternative answers or other positive insights, just snide remarks suggesting he's really a woman (nice way to be gender positive, people).

Personally, I think its nice to have a breath of sweet innocence to counter all the venom being spit out by the BQB here.

Posted: Apr 24, 2009 at 8:00 pm
No. 13 · Thom Freeheart

More Davey Wavey please.

Posted: Apr 24, 2009 at 9:51 pm
No. 14 · Mike Barton

Damn you, Quentin! You said, "he parades around in underwear" and made me watch the video! To prove the sincerity of my statement – I watched, but the sound was off.

Posted: Apr 24, 2009 at 9:59 pm
No. 15 · oneway

I LOVE WAVY DAVY!

Watching him is like licking an antidepressant.

Posted: Apr 24, 2009 at 11:31 pm
No. 16 · jojoko

he's hot for sure, but i'm sorry his voice is a boner killer for me.

Posted: Apr 25, 2009 at 12:03 am
No. 17 · Qjersey

I personally only added a texting plan because my friends kept texting me and running up my cell phone bill. But I am coveting an iPhone…and licking Davey's nipples

Posted: Apr 25, 2009 at 6:41 am
No. 18 · Juanita de Talmas

That queen is tired.

Posted: Apr 25, 2009 at 11:27 pm
No. 19 · Max

You people at the blackberry are doing a wonderful job, meeting all the expectations and winning all the challenges. BRAVO 2 all of you.

Posted: Apr 30, 2009 at 10:08 am
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