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Your Week Is Off To A Better Start Than Porn Actor Bruno Knight Following LAX Meth Bust

Screen-Shot-2014-07-22-at-11.01.38-AM-360x218Tuesday morning after a long weekend can feel like a slow drag back into the merciless realities of life. But this might give you pause to feel grateful for your dependable office existence.

Earlier this summer, a sweaty and erratic Bruno Knight was detained at LAX after an anonymous tip to the DEA clued security in to the possibility that he might have a stowaway traveling with him.

Knight, whose real name is Philip Gizzie, is no stranger to things disappearing up his butt in the hopes of cashing in a paycheck — the porn actor has engaged his orifice in numerous box office hits over the years.

But if his ass had its own resume, it might want to leave “international drug smuggling” off the special skills list from now on. We’re afraid it’s references might impede future employment opportunities.

Because wouldn’t you know it, turned out he’d inserted three bags of meth weighing a total of half a pound up the money maker in hopes of traveling back to London with the goods.

He officially pled guilty to a federal count of possession with intent to distribute meth, which carries a 20-year maximum sentence.

The Santa Monica Mirror did its due journalistic diligence by noting:

“In a scene from the 2011 porno film “Security Control,” Gizzie plays an airport security guard who searches another porn actor’s body for drugs.”

Knight faces sentencing on November 24th.

By:           EDITORS
On:           Sep 2, 2014
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  • 12 Comments
    • QJ201
      QJ201

      box office hits? Really? Porn doesn’t even report sales most of the time.

      Sep 2, 2014 at 6:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DarthKitsune
      DarthKitsune

      Who the bloody hell is Gizzie?

      Sep 2, 2014 at 6:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TriForceKid1013
      TriForceKid1013

      That’s his real last name.

      Sep 2, 2014 at 7:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Masc Pride
      Masc Pride

      @QJ201: It was a joke.

      Why do you guys keep cropping his beautiful bubble bottom? We’re all adults here.

      http://frankr0d.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/bruno_knight.jpg

      Sep 2, 2014 at 8:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SportGuy
      SportGuy

      @Masc Pride:

      Thank you for the link! Made my day :-D

      Sep 2, 2014 at 9:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • boring
      boring

      You guys are totally missing the point: HALF A POUND.

      Holy shit, imagine half a pound – of ANYTHING, really – jammed up your tuchus.

      Sep 2, 2014 at 9:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • robho3
      robho3

      Oh thats nothing I could put a full pound or 2 up mine.

      Sep 2, 2014 at 9:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • asby
      asby

      I travel a lot……and do u not have to go thru a full body scan machine once u hit security?…….I guess when u are a tweaker with a half a pound of meth up your hole….you are not thinking right

      Sep 3, 2014 at 4:27 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mark
      Mark

      @boring: And people say you don’t learn any real world skills doing porn…

      Sep 3, 2014 at 7:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • spiffy
      spiffy

      It’s not exactly a slow news week; so why is a story that had already been posted and discussed being repeated again?

      http://www.queerty.com/gay-porn-actor-bruno-knight-arrested-at-lax-with-half-a-pound-of-meth-up-his-butt-20140722

      When it comes to cautionary tales, I think our community has many more choices besides some guy trying to smuggle drugs.

      Sep 3, 2014 at 5:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • vive
      vive

      Not a mart thing to do, but to jail someone for something like this is barbaric (never mind 20 years).

      Sep 4, 2014 at 10:13 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      @spiffy:

      I was wondering the same thing, it is basically the same story from a while ago. Maybe because the sentencing date was now mentioned.

      Sep 4, 2014 at 10:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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