Tuesday morning after a long weekend can feel like a slow drag back into the merciless realities of life. But this might give you pause to feel grateful for your dependable office existence.
Earlier this summer, a sweaty and erratic Bruno Knight was detained at LAX after an anonymous tip to the DEA clued security in to the possibility that he might have a stowaway traveling with him.
Knight, whose real name is Philip Gizzie, is no stranger to things disappearing up his butt in the hopes of cashing in a paycheck â the porn actor has engaged his orifice in numerous box office hits over the years.
But if his ass had its own resume, it might want to leave âinternational drug smugglingâ off the special skills list from now on. Weâre afraid itâs references might impede future employment opportunities.
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Because wouldnât you know it, turned out heâd inserted three bags of meth weighing a total of half a pound up the money maker in hopes of traveling back to London with the goods.
He officially pled guilty to a federal count of possession with intent to distribute meth, which carries a 20-year maximum sentence.
The Santa Monica Mirror did its due journalistic diligence by noting:
âIn a scene from the 2011 porno film âSecurity Control,â Gizzie plays an airport security guard who searches another porn actorâs body for drugs.â
Knight faces sentencing on November 24th.
QJ201
box office hits? Really? Porn doesn’t even report sales most of the time.
DarthKitsune
Who the bloody hell is Gizzie?
TriForceKid1013
That’s his real last name.
Masc Pride
@QJ201: It was a joke.
Why do you guys keep cropping his beautiful bubble bottom? We’re all adults here.
http://frankr0d.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/bruno_knight.jpg
SportGuy
@Masc Pride:
Thank you for the link! Made my day đ
boring
You guys are totally missing the point: HALF A POUND.
Holy shit, imagine half a pound – of ANYTHING, really – jammed up your tuchus.
robho3
Oh thats nothing I could put a full pound or 2 up mine.
asby
I travel a lot……and do u not have to go thru a full body scan machine once u hit security?…….I guess when u are a tweaker with a half a pound of meth up your hole….you are not thinking right
Mark
@boring: And people say you don’t learn any real world skills doing porn…
spiffy
It’s not exactly a slow news week; so why is a story that had already been posted and discussed being repeated again?
http://www.queerty.com/gay-porn-actor-bruno-knight-arrested-at-lax-with-half-a-pound-of-meth-up-his-butt-20140722
When it comes to cautionary tales, I think our community has many more choices besides some guy trying to smuggle drugs.
vive
Not a mart thing to do, but to jail someone for something like this is barbaric (never mind 20 years).
Cam
@spiffy:
I was wondering the same thing, it is basically the same story from a while ago. Maybe because the sentencing date was now mentioned.