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Zac Efron Finishes Rappelling Down That Cliff, Consumes White Gooey Substance

Screen Shot 2014-07-29 at 2.27.31 PMThe conclusion to Zac Efron‘s death-defying rappel down a jagged cliff to retrieve his wet t-shirt is finally available for your online viewing pleasure, and there’s never been a better time to drop absolutely everything and watch Zac Efron breathe while shirtless.

As you may already know, Zac appeared on the premiere episode of NBC’s Running Wild with Bear Grylls last night, a major television event that was teased last week in a clip that featured Zac Efron’s Abs fastened tightly in a harness. The clip left us with a literal cliffhanger as Zac and Zac’s Abs hung above the lake where Bear had thrown his t-shirt.

As expected, Zac Efron does not put his shit back on once he reaches the water, thank god. In fact, he doesn’t retrieve it at all. He just walks out of the lake, body glistening and abs contracting, without even inquiring about the location of his shirt. Good riddance to that thing anyway.

Below, watch Zac teach Bear some fly dance moves before eating a marshmallow. Then cross “watch Zac Efron lick gooey white substance from his lips” off your bucket list.

http://youtu.be/pShFd4zV1OA

http://youtu.be/HHsZyhvNF4Y

h/t Gawker