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Zac Efron “Looks Like Something A Gay Guy Designed In A Laboratory”

tumblr_n3q7klYKE21qg0heyo1_500The new R-rated trailer for Zac Efron, Seth Rogen and Dave Franco’s new movie Neighbors has debuted, offering more colorful descriptions to add to the 101 Ways To Describe Zac Efron’s Sexiness handbook.

“He looks like something a gay guy designed in a laboratory,” Rogen says right before The Sexiest Motherf*cker Alive flexes his godlike arms and strikes a pose. Also included in this delightful trailer, footage of Zac Efron holding a dildo, hopefully not for the first time.

Of course, we’ve been worshipping at the Church of Efron for some time now, but it’s nice to have others confirm what we’ve known all along.

Neighbors hits theaters May 9.

By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           Apr 9, 2014
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  • 26 Comments
    • Cam
      Cam

      Except they seem to have started waxing him for movies. I’m curious, why is that the automatic default in Hollywood? Is there some 14 year old girl who secretly runs all the studios who thinks some hair on a chest is “Icky”?

      Apr 9, 2014 at 10:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sonofabee
      sonofabee

      @Cam: There are just as many adult gay men who think it’s “icky.” I wouldn’t be so quick to blame it on children!

      Personally I think chest hair is hot, but I’m not a Hollywood moviemaker so what do I know…

      Apr 9, 2014 at 11:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • vangelis_vt
      vangelis_vt

      He looks like a lab rat alright.

      Some people’s lack of taste is amazing…

      Apr 9, 2014 at 11:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Pistolo
      Pistolo

      If I designed him in a lab I would probably not forget whatever ingredient I’d need to actually make him really GAY.

      Apr 9, 2014 at 12:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • rnch
      rnch

      He needs more muscle mass and less shaving/waxing to please this gay man.

      IMO, He Rather Resembles what some uptight, 40 year old str8 woman thinks a gay man should look like.

      Apr 9, 2014 at 12:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Polaro
      Polaro

      LOL, OK, I’ll take him. Picky. Picky. Picky.

      Apr 9, 2014 at 12:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • vive
      vive

      I can’t tell these clonelets apart anymore. Is it that I’m getting old?

      Apr 9, 2014 at 4:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • cantstopme
      cantstopme

      ummm…sorry, but not every gay guy worships White boys…

      Zac isn’t exactly the design I had in mind of the perfect guy…

      Apr 9, 2014 at 4:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hotshot70
      hotshot70

      I think if we keep him slighty drunk, the gay guys may get a chance to get into Zac’s crack! lol

      Apr 9, 2014 at 5:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Icebloo
      Icebloo

      If I could design a guy in a lab he would be taller than Zac’s 5ft 6 !

      Apr 9, 2014 at 5:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sonofabee
      sonofabee

      Oh come on… as if any of you guys would kick him out of bed! He’s not perfect or my ideal type but I sure as hell wouldn’t turn down a night of fun with him.

      Apr 9, 2014 at 5:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Captain Obvious
      Captain Obvious

      This is like the 3rd or 4th article about how great this kid supposedly looks. Just how much are they paying you to write about him?

      He’s really not that attractive at all. He looks about as gender neutral as Bruce and Brody Jenner. That might be appealing to some, but certainly not all.

      There are plenty of hot MEN in Hollywood, stop trying to force this little boy every single day.

      Apr 9, 2014 at 6:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • wollam11
      wollam11

      Me. I’m the 14 year old girl that likes them smooth. And I’m never changing. LOL

      Apr 9, 2014 at 6:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billy Budd
      Billy Budd

      I like both worlds. I like to top young smooth guys and bottom for older hairy guys.

      Apr 9, 2014 at 6:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DickieJohnson
      DickieJohnson

      Zac is a beautiful young man, but on the Gay-Perfect Scale, I’d rate him about a, Ehhh, “6.5” for now. Give him about 10 yrs, and more testosterone, then let’s revue!

      Apr 9, 2014 at 8:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Patsy Stoned
      Patsy Stoned

      Darling, a gay man might have designed him with an ass…not just back n’ crack.

      Apr 9, 2014 at 11:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jonjct
      jonjct

      @Patsy Stoned: did you see him in that movie where he’s dancing in his underwear with Nicole Kidman? there’s plenty of azz on this guy. i love him, and he passes my test of how hot a guy is, i’d swallow.

      Apr 10, 2014 at 10:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      @Patsy Stoned:

      Still blonde then? Still managing to keep that up? ;)

      Apr 10, 2014 at 10:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jazz4108
      jazz4108

      @sonofabee: a guy with a nice amount of lower chest hair that turns me on is Daniel Radcliffe. He is a hottie in my book. Wish I could meet him someday.

      Apr 11, 2014 at 12:41 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Patsy Stoned
      Patsy Stoned

      haha Cam…”liquid lunch Mrs M.” : )

      Apr 11, 2014 at 1:17 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DarkZephyr
      DarkZephyr

      @cantstopme: That’s a stupid comment. Should they never feature anyone because not everyone is attracted to everyone?

      May 6, 2014 at 5:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
      PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

      To those who bemoan his 5’6″ height, please be so kind as to remeber that big things come in small packages………. :p

      May 26, 2014 at 2:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • enlightenone
      enlightenone

      @vive: No, you are seeing clearly; and you probably long ago put away your “Ken” doll!

      Jul 19, 2014 at 4:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • enlightenone
      enlightenone

      @Icebloo: Obviously you like more than just BJ’s. Lol!

      Jul 19, 2014 at 4:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • enlightenone
      enlightenone

      @sonofabee: He’s yours! I prefer a grown man (at least 5’8″ preferred to 6’5″ max), secure in his sexuality, and not currently fighting an addiction.

      Jul 19, 2014 at 4:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • enlightenone
      enlightenone

      @Billy Budd: TMI, but not surprised!

      Jul 19, 2014 at 4:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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