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You’re A Mean One: 10 Anti-Gay Grinches Who Tried To Steal 2012

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Pope Benedict XVI

You’re a Mean One: For using Christmas and the World Day of Peace (and really every day) to denounce gay marriage, for blessing a proponent of Uganda’s “Kill the Gays” bill, and for officially making Twitter uncool.

Stocking Stuffer: Two million followers on Twitter, all of whom are just gay-porn spambots.