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10 Bulges To Talk About Other Than Jon Hamm’s

Okay, so Jon Hamm has a huge penis. And he doesn’t want us talking about it anymore. Well his loss is our gain. Here are a few other male stars to focus our attention:

1. Adam Shulman, Anne Hathaway’s husband

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2. James Deen, The Canyons

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3. David Beckham, H&M

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4. Michael Fassbender, Prometheus

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5. Joe Manganiello, Magic Mike

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6. Chris Pine, Star Trek

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7. Shemar Moore, Criminal Minds

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8. Gerard Pique, FC Barcelona

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9. Alex Minsky, Rufskin

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10. Ryan Gosling, Blue Valentine

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14 Comments

  • Fidelio

    Bullshit, Beckham. But his ass is legit.

  • D P

    I *love* this post!

  • yaoming

    @Fidelio: I’m with Fidelio calling codpiece on Beckham.

  • JDJase

    Of course when I think of celebrity buldges, I don’t think of people like James Deen when I can just google video search and watch him get his ass licked by women, among more traditional pornographic acts

  • BritAus

    Shemar & Alex – WOOF !

  • NateB79

    Wow, no wonder Shakira always looks so happy.

  • balehead

    “Dick” Cheney is bigger than all of them….

  • darkanser

    Was it that Jon Hamm is so huge? or was it just so unavoidable and in your face? I mean I’ll admit seeing that endowment and that handsome face is a lot to handle. Enough to make me weak in the knees.

  • Pedro

    who is John Hamm?

  • cryonix

    Joe can take me anytime, I don’t care what size his bulge is…

  • georgemed222

    Bulge watching is a great pastime. It’s even nicer when the contents are revealed and turn out to look good; sometimes, though, the contents are dry, flaky or odiferous – so using a first rate penis health cream (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil) is definitely recommended.

  • tricky ricky

    there are nekkid photos of shemar at a nude beach. I get the vapors just thinking about it.

  • tricky ricky

    @Pedro: some guy with one of those little cable shows. not real television.

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