10 Reasons The Apocalypse Should Have Happened Today

4. Gay Marriage Swept the White House, the Nation and the Globe

Barack Obama became the first president to publicly endorsed same-sex marriage, which for many  confirmed Barry was the Anti-Christ.

After consistently failing at the voting booth, marriage equality finally won big in four statewide referendums. It also became a vital cause in countries as diverse as England, France, Taiwan and Uruguay. Don’t take our word that’s a sign of the Apocalypse: Mr. Grouchy Papal-Pants says it’s so!


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  • hyhybt

    OK, so you retitled yesterday’s article.

  • Dugdigger

    @hyhybt: Yeah, it’s phoned in for the hols…Even so, I could watch the WBC-Aussie media prank a thousand times and I’ll still lol.

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