The Sexier Side Of Sears

10 Sexy Items You Can Buy At Sears


Last week, it was discovered that Sears was slashing prices on leather harnesses in what may have been an attempt to boost sales or at least to catch the eye of Queerty’s own. While that product may no longer be available on the website, there are plenty of other items that are perfect for a night in with a friend, partner or lover. Here are just a few of things we found that could spice up your evening.

1. Men’s Four-Piece Adjustable Harness Set



2. Strip Search Officer: Ken I. Seymour Adult Costume**

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(**Kenneth In The 212 points out the Ken Seymour is the birth name of gay porn star, Mike Henson.)

3. Men’s Cotton Spandex Jock Strap Thong



4. Mesh Boxer



5. Skin Lube

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6. Mesh Brief



7. Vinyl Men’s 69 G-String


8. Black Magic Silk Jock Strap

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9. Falcon glass cockring

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10. Kimono thin condoms



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  • Scribe38

    Damn Sears has changed since I was a kid with my parents buying me husky jeans.

  • MK Ultra

    MMM very nice. “The harder side of Sears” anyone?

  • Chris Vogel

    Forty years ago, the Sears catalogue-on paper; that’s all there was–carried a battery-powered vibrating dildo, the usual kind. The caption said it was for massage and the photo showed a female model with it pressed against one cheek (of her face).

  • BlogZilla

    I have a few words for Sears. It’s not 1845 or 1945 anymore. Appliances, Electronics and Tools are all you should be worrying about.

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