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10 Songs Madonna Could’ve Dedicated To Elton John In Concert Instead Of “Masterpiece”

Last night at a concert in France, Madonna dedicated a performance of her new song “Masterpiece” to tabloid sparring partner Elton John, who recently referred to her as a “fairground stripper.” “The dedication came right after her big stump speech about Pussy Riot and having a revolution through love,” says writer Tony Phillips. (Crafty, Madonna. Very, very crafty.)

Below, Phillips and Christine McNamara came up with a list of songs the Material Matron might have chosen instead.

1. Borderline
2. She’s Not Me
3. Bad Girl
4. You’ll See
5. Girl Gone Wild
6. Queen’s English
7. Laugh to Keep from Crying
8. I Don’t Give A
9. This Lady’s Got Potential
10. Papa Don’t Preach
Bonus: You Must Love Me

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7 Comments

  • Spike

    Poor Madge, still coming up with stunts to keep media attention on her while on tour.

  • Ms Urethra Franklin

    “Die Another Day”

  • Red Meat

    “We are both attention whores”

  • FStratford

    She should have sung “Fuc k you” to that horrible bag of lard who consorts with gaybashers and haters

  • latinlicius

    HUMAN NATURE

  • Aaron

    @Spike: Whatever! It was that bitter old queen Elton who started it. Madonna has taken the high road.

  • Aaron

    She is the Queen of Pop!@

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