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10 Things GLAAD Taught Us About The Gays Last Night

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LESSON LEARNED
Kathy Griffin ain’t the only one vying to be our Queen.

THE SCRIPTURE
“I gotta stay in good with the gays, cause if she [Kathy Griffin] dies – God forbid – then I take over… Cause she’s queen of the fags right now; I gotta be second place.”

THE PROPHET
Raunchy comedian Lisa Lampanelli, revealing her plans for “fag” domination. We also overheard her roaring: “The AIDS, you know, hilarious! Up there with Schindler’s List and the Holocaust!”

(Photo: Homo-Neurotic)