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10 Things GLAAD Taught Us About The Gays Last Night

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LESSON LEARNED
We were put on this earth to decorate.

THE SCRIPTURE
“In a Jewish family, you have to have a doctor, a lawyer, an accountant… and, like, you need a gay decorator. You do, you need, like, the gay fabulousness of the family to round it out.”

THE PROPHET
The Real Housewives of New York City‘s Jill Zarin, who tells us she wishes she had a gay son. But Jill, what about those gays who were born without decorator DNA? “Oh, you should date one! You’ve got options!”

(Photo: Homo-Neurotic)