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10 Things GLAAD Taught Us About The Gays Last Night

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LESSON LEARNED
We scare off the lesbians.

THE SCRIPTURE
“Whenever I go to a gay event, it’s all men…what is that? …Where are the fucking women? I find that the best events seem to have the men, so I don’t think that’s very fair. I want to get dressed up for some women sometime, you know?”

THE PROPHET
MTV News correspondent and former America’s Next Top Model lez Kim Stolz. She had a valid point, so we just shrugged.

(Photo: Homo-Neurotic)