It has been conclusively proven by listicles and compilation videos and by no less an authority than Seth Rogen himself that Zac Efron is one of the sexiest mofos alive. It has even been suggested that the chiseled star of Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising (in theaters Friday, May 20) was grown in a lab by a renegade team of gay geneticists.
Obviously all of us are jealous of his cuddly relationship with We Are Your Friends director and certified silver fox Max Joseph. And we would all kill to be the lady who sprays the tan onto those taut muscles every damn dayâhell, weâd kill to be the lucky chemicals in that can of spray tan!
But, if you need even further proof of Efronâs heartthrob cred, weâve compiled the following 10 instances of his utter sexability.
1. His first-ever Details Magazine cover
Remember way back in 2008 when Zac Efron was all fresh-faced and floppy-haired?
2. His bromance with Dave Franco
While his Neighbors co-star is engaged to his boyfriend (played by fab gay comic John Early) in the sequel, Efron and Francoâs real life chemistry has fueled our slash fic fantasies for years!
3. His award-winning shirtlessness
When Efron was nominated for the MTV Movie Award for âBest Shirtless Performanceâ for his role in 2012âs That Awkward Moment, he vowed to accept the award bare chestedâand he made good on that promise!
4. He loves us just as much as we love him
It may have taken until 2012 for him to do his first-ever gay media interview, but as Efron told The Advocate while promoting The Paperboy, heâs always appreciated his gay fans.
5. Gay directors know exactly how to cast him
That time out director Lee Daniels cast Efron in The Paperboy, and filmed this scene of him dancing with Nichole Kidman in his undies.
This!
7. Zac and that erectile dysfunction story
Then there was this charming story Efron told about âa friend of a friend of a friend of a friendâ taking Viagraâbut probably it was actually really about him.
8. Heâs a skilled woodworker
He could build you a skateboard for your birthday. And heâd do it shirtless, obviously.
9. Whoa
We honestly have no idea what the actual context for this scene is, but American culture will be forever indebted to Dirty Grandpa for giving us Zac Efron doing theâŚâMacarenaâ in some sort of bee thong.
10. Those muscles
And now Neighbors 2 is upping the ante by having Efron go full-on Magic Mike on the rowdy sisters of Kappa Kappa Whatever.
Neighbors 2 in theaters, Friday, May 20
Black Pegasus
Zac is really one of the good guys. He’s friendly towards LGBT and he’s genuinely empathic towards all people.
da90027
I’m getting a bit tired of hearing about him here…he really is not a very good actor which is why he takes his clothes off constantly. It’s pretty obvious it is for attention.
gary69mike
He is just f-ing hot! and keeps getting hotter! Definitely is leading man material.
SteveDenver
@gary69mike: AGREE! He’s always been cute, but letting his body hair grow in and his sense of humor act out is devastating.
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
Never got the appeal myself. Bodies maturing nicely tho… but sadly just as his face is about to go south — (former) twink types hit the wall hardest
Magnus
@da90027: If you don’t like it, there’s a simple solution, don’t click on the link. why come in here and be a whiny queen trying to ruin it for those of us who enjoy these articles. Click on articles that actually interest in you in the future.
NateB79
Are you sure heart is the correct organ?
Celtic
Zac Efron and Channing Tatum are two of the hottest, cutest straight guys in film right now. Matt Bomer is by far the hottest, straight or gay.
ingyaom
Nice puff-piece. I wonder what this kind of advertorial costs.
rbernard
1) when I think of Zac, it is not my heart that’s throbbing:-)
2) @da90027 – aside from acting, he is a pretty good singer too…
batesmotel
I met Zac several years ago. He was super nice and down to earth. There wasn’t a mean bone in his body. He’s definitely a good guy. I know some find him to be exploitive by always prancing around shirtless or with next to nothing on. And maybe there is an element of that, but he’s a pretty boy. Nothing anyone can do. He’ll continue to age and not be as pretty as everyone does.
polypal
@SteveDenver: So what you are saying is that him having a sense of humor and body hair is a negative thing?
SportGuy
@da90027: Exactly. Laughably sad.
bottom250
I have masturbated to him since I was young and watching high school musical
strix1
Wow, even the page background is a Neighbors promo…Zac is not bad actor…get him in the right film and he could be a break-out star. He seems like an all-around good guy. You never really hear a lot about him getting into trouble, even his rehab time was low key compared to other celebs his age. And yes, very, very, very easy on the eyes. PS Neighbors 2 is in theaters tomorrow!! d:
Rob91316
It’s not just my heart Zac makes throb! đ
lykeitiz
Couldn’t wait to get here & say “It’s not my heart that’s throbbing.”
I see I’m FOURTH. Thanks, guys…….
martinbakman
Zac makes my heart pulsate, throb and pound. When I look on his fine naked flesh, I’m hit with a rapidly twinging banging inside my man breast. A steady and pronounced stirring, feelings deep down in my chest, stimulating and exciting my appetite for more Zac fluff on Kweartee.
asa1973
How much is Queerty being paid to talk about Zac Efron ad nauseam?
Sluggo2007
To all of you bitter queens who insist on putting him down, get some plastic surgery and some psychiatric assistance so you won’t be so jealous of him.
Billy Budd
He is incredibly cute and sexy but he is NOT a first class actor. He will never be a Daniel Day-Lewis or a young Marlon Brando. It is an impossibility. Como on, accept it, guys.
Billy Budd
He is incredibly cute and sexy but he is NOT a first class actor. He will never be a Daniel Day-Lewis or a young Marlon Brando. It is an impossibility. Come on, accept it, guys.
da90027
@Billy Budd: you nailed it…Pam Anderson did the same thing with her minimal acting talent just flash your boobs honey and no one will care if you can act. LOL
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