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12 Hot Men Looking Super-Intense in Yoga Gear

Yoga! It’s like sports, but you don’t have to move very quickly.

As everyone knows, the most important element of yoga is wearing sexy soft pants. Earlier today, we set out to buy ourselves a pair (not for yoga, but for sitting around the house and blogging more comfortably), but soon found ourselves totally distracted by the models.

Here, we present to you, the results of our diligent research, starting with this man in the classic pose “Punching Invisible Leprechauns.”

punching yoga

 

Next time you’re yogaing, try a flashing a little tummy at the instructor. If that’s too subtle, just wear a sleek black one-piece hoodie-bikini (hoodkini).

yoga undies

 

According to the listing for these trousers, the brand name is “Men Man.” We believe this is supposed to be pronounced with exasperation, as in “Ugh, men! Man oh man.”

men man

 

This is advertised as a “yoga shirt,” probably because it has the word “namaste” and a profile of the Karate Kid on it.

Namaste_Tee_Blood_Orange_med_res

 

Yes, there’s nothing like gazing at a beautiful sunset for perking up one’s nipples, among other body parts.

yoga in a field

 

 

This is what is known in graphic design circles as “client requested Star Trek font, but not exactly the Star Trek font, but really close.”

Anyway, this is apparently what a “real man” looks like. Sorry, all you women who do yoga. You are actually really men.

real men do yoga

 

Okay, settle down, Fabio, you’re modeling stretch pants not Herbal Essences.

yoga grey

 

 

Here are some rayon yoga pants on an unfortunate victim of whiplash. Poor guy will never be able to see his own shoes ever again.

rayon

 

 

“But wait,” you might be saying, “why did they put a woman on the cover of a DVD called ‘Men’s Yoga?'” Ah but that’s no ordinary woman. If you’ll notice, she’s conjured up one of those tiny little green yoga men. Look out, lady! He’s got sass!

mens yoga

 

 

Nope, sorry, no, you can pout all you like, but these pants will never be sexy. Dressing in Dick Van Dyke’s trousers from the penguin scene in Mary Poppins will get you nowhere.

baggy

 

 

Ah yes another classic yoga pose. This one is called “Average Ceiling Height of New York Apartment.” Also, we’re loving how these pants say “prude in the front, slut on the sides.”

yoga slash

 

 

Well what have we here! Quadruplets? Send in the clones!

yoga clones

 

 

Yes, little wooden friend. We know just how you feel. Oh, wait, that’s your knee? Never mind.

yoga statue

 

 

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7 Comments

  • Alan down in Florida

    5 would be quintuplets not quadruplets.

  • Rockery

    @Alan down in Florida:

    LOL

    I like the one in the field…for the lack of underwear

  • Dxley

    Those toes though

  • Rad

    Yoga Gear: For men who never fight genetics a day in their lives.

  • Rad

    I really hate guys that look hot in clothes like that. If I wore yoga gear, I’d look like I was warming up for an all nighter at the Old Country Buffet.

  • halfahomo

    They DO look a lot hotter in yoga gear than I but f*ck it I still wear mine anyway! :D

  • Kangol

    That first one, and the guy in photos 3 and 4 are cute.

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