Michele Bachmann isn’t gone yet, but it’s never too soon to look back on the rich legacy she leaves behind as she retires as the President of Crazyland. She has created a new form of English, in which syntax is, to put it kindly, flexible, but it’s the heartfelt content of her remarks that we went looking for. Michele being Michele, we had an embarassment (and that is the word) of riches to choose from. There are plenty more to be had, but here is a list of some of her nuttiest anti-gay remarks.
“It worked before and what it says is the issue of sexuality is one that doesn’t come up and people aren’t allowed to be open about it because the United States military, it’s not a social experiment.” Michele on why she would reinstate Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell despite the considered opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, the (Republican) Secretary of Defense and just about anyone else who knows anything.