13 Things We Learned From The Bi Dude With Two Penises’ Reddit AMA

So there’s a bisexual dude with two penises and the internet is justifiably freaking out — he has something called Diphallia, which occurs in 1 in 5.5 million men in the U.S. He’s bi, in a committed relationship, but should James Franco come  a-callin’ all bets are off. [Side note: who’s ready to start placing bets?] Under the wholly apropos username “DoubleDickDude,” the viral penal sensation answered the Reddit community/megaverse’s most burning questions. Surprisingly, none of them were about gonorrhea. Here are 13 things we learned from DoubleDickDude’s Reddit AMA:

1. Both work just fine…:

…most of the time:

 

 

2. Jon Hamm’s got NOTHING on this dude:

 

3. He’s not going to do porn anytime soon:

 

4. High school was no picnic:

5. But now he’s kind of the man:

6. He’s an equal opportunity flirt:

7. Guys are sluts:

8. But sorry, ladies and fellas, he’s taken…:

…and they’ve got their work cut out for them:

 

9. His dicks have magical gaying powers:

10. Yes, people gag (in more ways than one):

 

11. But he’s perfectly happy just the way he is:

 

12. We learned about James Franco’s next art project:

13. At least one queen wasn’t asleep at the wheel: