That little cruise bar in your pocket, Grindr, is so ubiquitous thereâs even a musical about it. Everyoneâs got it, and we mean everyone. But we arenât ones to judge. Everybody needs somebody, so who can blame these souls in search of connection in the digital age?
That being said, think twice before you decide to canoodle with any of these sketchy characters.
1. Madame LaLaurie
2. Gandalf the Pink
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3. Edward SnowdenÂ
4. Madison Montgomery
5. Jessica Fletcher
6. Daria
7. Ken
8. Captain Hook
9. Gaston
10. Britney
11. The Matchmaker from Mulan
12. Mr. Bean Photobomb
13. Your lunch lady
14. ShaggyâŚwe hope
15. Carrot
Images via lolgrindr
Sebizzar
LOL, I love these! They definitely lighten things up in the sea of headless torsos.
the other Greg
15. Carrot is jimbryant’s dream date!
Rad
Why does EVERY blog discussion seem to start with someone posting SPAM?
Ridpathos
I lost it at Fa Mulan. xDD
robirob
OK, the J.B. Fletcher one almost makes me want to buy an iPhone and get on Grindr.
Icebloo
A new low for Queerty. Do you have a 12 year old boy writing this pathetic articles ?
It’s OK not to have any news updates if there is no relevant news. You don’t have to fill up your pages with crap such as this. Intelligent people will stop visiting your site if you continue to post such drivel.
MK Ultra
OMG lol funny and witty.
“Surprise, bitch. I bet you though you’d seen the last of me”
“I am carrot”
lol good job.
Sebizzar
@Icebloo: Do “intelligent people” always have a stick up their ass? đ
QuintoLover
My favorite was this convo I saw online between a guy and a profile named Regina George!
Guy: SoooooâŚ.. If you’re from Africa, why are you white?
Regina: OMG Karen, you can’t just go around asking ppl why there white!
Guy: Do you wanna do something fun? Do you wanna go to Taco Bell?
Regina: I can’t go to Taco Bell I’m on all carb diet! God Karen yours so stupid
Guy: Regina wait! Talk to Me!!!1
Regina: No one understands me
Guy: I can fit my whole fist in my mouth. Wanna see???
diklikkr
I think Snowden is totally cute I’d give him asylum any time and Gandolf would be on my to do list.@Sebizzar: Most of them do, for some reason they think having a sense of humor makes you less intelligent.
jwrappaport
I love me some Snowden! I also just got the “NSA” pun. Well played.
that_dude247
Ken…lol
Darreyl102
“Everyoneâs got it, and we mean everyone”- I don’t have one.
ScottyEverett
@Icebloo: Its called humor. Lighten up.