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15 Totally Straight Things That Just Seem Really, Really Gay

The yucksters at Pleated-Jeans.com have compiled a list of everyday things that are totally innocuous but have, well, a gay aura about them. Y’know, like kielbasa and Justin Timberlake.

Among their picks are nut-hugger basketball shorts from the ’80s, mariachi bands and men eating bananas.

Check the entire list and then come back here and suggestyour own faux-gay item in the comments.